Neil

We should be behind after 30 seconds.

10 minutes away. That's a tenth quicker than mine.

9.58 + 0.958 = 10.538 I think.

Tenth of a second, as opposed to 10% slower. Oh man I'm confused already. It's a Sunday

Call it whining but I'm getting fucking sick of injuries. Arteta, Yakubu and Jagielka all still out, Lescott going and no replacement as of yet, and the 2 bits of midfield quality from the other night, Rodwell and Pienaar, are now both out of today's match. Bloody annoying. Mainly because Hibbert might have a good game which will convince Moyes that he isn't a sack of shite.

This thread is getting very embarrassing.

I guess the Alan Partridge picture doesn't make it very clear.

Fucking hope so.

As Mike and Derek discussed their next capers, Barry did his best to hide his increasing interest.

Precisely, but you've said it yourself: from the MOTD clips. Can be absolutely infuriating but just a bit of effort and running and he makes things happen with his ridiculously good control.

Bloody socialists!

Still would.

Ah, excellent. Will give it a go next weekend, but if the accumulators I sometimes do are anything to go by, I'll be hopeless.

Is that Sky Sports Super 6 thing free to play online? Do you need to have Sky Sports itself to play, or any daft rules like that?

Owen looks mortified.

I don't see why it's so bad to slag people off when they play crap and praise them when they do well. I guess if we don't want to be called fickle we should either keep slagging them off or keep praising them regardless of performances. 'Fickle' is a completely ridiculous concept anyway. Our opinions are based on what we see. If someone has a good game, you can't just ignore it and continue calling them shit. That's worse than being 'fickle' Agreed, but I think what Kenobi was perhaps hinting at was the dangers of over-reacting and suddenly looking past the players' extensive faults. But fuck it, you've got 10 points from 4 games, and regardless of the shit off the field, that's an excellent start.

The knife would bounce back off him and inflict pain on the offender. Wouldn't kill him like, Shola has a degree of mercy.

What's the normal penalty for attempted murder? The right boot of Shola Ameobi.

Definitely think Ranger and Lua-Lua should start.

You're peddling this one pretty extensively.

A look of "I've done something naughty but I'm not telling you what, ner ner ner!"

I've never understood this mentality. Sure, there's the consolation of "being able to focus on the league", but by no means can I see it being particularly better if you were knocked out. A premiership team in the 3rd round (if you get through) could for example give you a test to see what sort of level you're at. And besides, a decent cup run will only raise spirits surely. I would agree however to playing some of the younger lads.

Could go absolutely crazy and have it spinning around.

Surely a smiley can be made out of his face in that 2nd picture? The 3rd is a cracker as well.