The Prophet

I had it on good authority South Korea were dogshit. What's going on?

Am I right in think the commentators have the same line of thinking as NUFC in that a player's limbs start falling off when he hits 30?

Kokorin is a bit of a hunk to be fair.

It's just a starting eleven of bird noises for fucks sake.

Old enough. #bantz #ladzontour

This anthem is so good man, makes me want to crush Western pigs.

Neville talking out if his arse. Who'd have thought it?

Personally, I still think Brazil will win it but have been impressed by Germany, France, Columbia and of course Netherlands. I'd like Germany to win it I think.

Can we not just make up our own rumours? It'll certainly be less depressing.

I'm just biased. He won me money on top Russian scorer and a couple of anytime scorer bets in the Euros, I thought he might deliver the goods again.

He'll have to do it coming off the bench. Eurgh, I had such high hopes. Glad I saw this before I put coin on him, I just assumed he'd start. Cheers Rich.

Brazil will make the semis at least: a) It's still really early days b) People aren't giving Mexico enough credit for that performance c) They look solid at the back, they'll improve going forward

Think I'll stick some more cash on Russia. Also Dzagoev anytime. Edit: Scrap that last bit.

Dzagoev will steal the show.

Held my nerve for once.

Fat, ugly women exist in Brazil. Praise Allah!

Good for my Mexico to qualify bet, crap for my Neymar top scorer bet.

Such hyperbole.

Harsh, brutal truth.

Does Ochoa not know I have Neymar as top scorer? Behave man.

Haha good one Lawro you trampey old cunt.

Dat Fred

This is pretty gash at the moment like. Might go and knock one out.