The Prophet

Poor Luke, the Liverpool plastics will be all over him like a cheap suit.

Akanji going for £15 million?

You just have to laugh at this point.

The phrasing tickled me. He's such a fucking shill man.

"We are ready"

What a summer this could have been if this absolute helmet didn't chuck his toys out the pram.

Goodbye sweet Prince.

It's a risky one, but the potential upside is massive. Interested to see how he gets on.

That was quick.

Surely anyone with sense recognises it's rotten to the core? Sure the manager who gets it right will be a hero, but the chances of doing so under the current ownership seem pretty remote.

Most of it is total nonsense. It's all relatively good fun though if you approach it with your BS filter on. Other than Romano of course, he's an absolute penis sleeve.

Get a Premier League proven striker to allow Woltemade time to bed in and despite a wild summer, we've somehow come out of it very well.

Just think it's an exciting signing. ...he could be a baller and a bagsman.

I hear we're looking for a toilet cleaner.

His ceiling is exciting, but I do think he might take a bit if time to adjust. Someone like Wissa to take the pressure off would be lovely.

There he is @JT24

£150 million plus Fabrizio.

That's the spirit.

Was this an actual smokescreen?

Was just thinking Chelsea looking short of an attacking midfielder.