The Prophet

So much for his Porto 'dynasty'

I can see him going next summer following a contract dispute

There's no way Jonas is up for sale

For me, Falcao is nailed on for Chelsea if gets the job

He's in the last year of his contract, so I'd imagine around £5-6m

I'd give detailed reasons why but my keyboard is f***ed. Basically we need a proven goal scorer greater than a proven provider. I also think Barnetta would take to the Premier League like a duck to water.

The latter.

Everton hardly spend a penny and they don't keep their best players. Their squad is absolutely tiny. Hence Kenwright being a hate figure. The only thing that keeps Everton where they are is David Moyes. I won't disagree that the man's been a miracle worker for us. It stands out more than a rah in the Percy Arms that what we need is some money to get a quality striker in. There are other issues but if we can add a quality striker to the ranks (sound similar to anyone?) then I'd be delighted. Aiming for us next year (well, that 7th/8th spot, whatever you want to call it) is a perfectly understandable and realistic target. However a word of caution: every summer I read "yeah, Everton will fall away next season", and every year, we don't. I don't see us falling away next year either but we've obviously got a massive wall in front of us in terms of moving forwards. I'd be keeping hold of the Yak, there's still a decent striker in there.

It'll hurt but the lad obviously wants to move onto bigger and better things. I say cut our losses while we can still bring in a decent replacement.

It's nice to get some decent bosmans in for a change, but it'll be interesting to see how we spend our cash.

He would of been my number one target, given it's our priority position.

Nah Jol is a member of the Spurs ITK Council.

So according to Douglas: Taylor is imminent Barnetta is the furthest progressed from the rest We're still haggling over Erding and Matuidi If we somehow got all four I'd be chuffed

We want to sell Routledge, man.

Warnock can fuck right off

No he hasn't. Someone asked him if it was a first teamer or a squad player and he said 'strictly squad'. Fair play

He's already said its the Colo-Sevilla link

I can see this one going the distance

They seem to be doing exactly what we used to

Christ. f***ing crazy s*** this summer, like. It's only mid bloody June too

Confirmed by the Commission of ITKs?

No figures have been released but it's a low wage with huge bonuses for goals, wins and fitness. Yeah, what i was thinking about. But i heard Alan Nixon estimated 40k and 20k pr match? Just a guy in twitter who told me. Does sound to high, right? 20 pr match is sick. Says it all