Geordie Ahmed

Managers picking players is a rubbish defence, considering plenty of crap players have racked up lots of appearances over the years, as a Newcastle fan the obvious one being Shola

Rooney scores, so undeserved

De Gea with a good save from Can

Good debut, not at all surprised, as he is clearly an upgrade on what we had in the middle. Hopefully Saivet can get to grips quickly, badly want Colback out of the team There was nowt in the incident, Valencia made a complete meal of it

Nah, we still would have focused on him because he is shit, you always look at the crap players as that is an obvious way to improve just as Danny Simpson was shit He will stand out even more now because Shelvey will be everything this guy wishes he was

He is consistent at being crap, that's it

His game is impressive and long term I can easily see him scoring 15-20 goals a season BUT at the moment the goals are not quite happening, still it's good that he is at least having chances and the goals will eventually come. We still need to sign another striker because an injury to him would be horrific as he is crucial to how we play

I assume Hennessey can kick further than the other keepers?

I'm not surprised he has hung his keeper out to dry, his entire game plan relies on getting the first goal and his keeper spoilt that I'm loving this, suddenly those that were asking me earlier if I was missing him are silent, divvies

Over? Well that was easy . . . . . .

Might as well accept we will drop 2 points, this is stressful as owt

Aarons would have been ideal to hit them on the counter, what on earth is Gouffran going to do?

Can't enjoy it unless we win

So typical and expected

They are blatantly going to score at the stroke of half time to make it 2-1 Need that 3rd goal to kill the game

Is this real life?

Bournemouth winning 1-0, Gosling

Geet in

We're winning?

Need to score whilst we are on top otherwise we know what's going to happen

Colback starting was obvious, needs to get an injury to stay out long term

Captain Kane needs to bury this

Pen, lol

Alli is such a bellend

That defending from Kirchoff, lol