Geordie Ahmed

That's a great penalty by Rooney

Sam is gonna steal a point the fat mess

Shit defending by Lovren

Penalty to Everton

Terrible from Mane, should have passed it

Some goal that from Salah

Woodman should really have spent more time on loan by this stage. We have used the loan system more with our players BUT ideally you want your keepers to get a decent amount of games under their belt. Having said that both Elliot and Darlow have struggled at times so I'd probably risk it and give Woodman a go unless of course we can get an experienced keeper in as soon as the window opens.

Howay Rafa what are you playing at

If Ashley remains as owner we won't be a premier league club What's your point? That Simon Jordan is talking crap in that the new TV deal is only relevant if we were an established premier league club

If Ashley remains as owner we won't be a premier league club

First time I've seen Birmingham this season and they look useless, was hoping they could get some wins to put some distance between them and the Mackems

Going to be a tough game as they possess a lot of pace and also in Albrighton they have someone who can take advantage of our vulnerability with crosses. The tactics/setup will be difficult, don't want to play too high a line as Vardy will ruin us BUT playing too deep will just invite crosses into the box. In our current form and without Lascelles I sadly think we will lose this one.

That would be awful like f*** that You're right, in my hatred for Pardew I didn't realise how it would affect us

A Palace winner now would be glorious

Awful that

Lush assist from Messi, canny finish

Yep, that's a goal, nee goal line technology

Looked over for me in real time

We all know both Manquillo and Joselu will start, then do shite as we lose 2-0 All rests on Merino starting and trying to drag us through

He's shite BUT it's Rafa's fault he keeps picking him

I'm wondering if Joselu stood still for the entire game whether Rafa would still pick him for the next match

This is where I'm at, a double relegation would be amazing which is why I think they will find a way out of it.

Celtic lead after 1 minute

Simply saying the bid has reportedly been submitted, no mention of an acceptance or the likelihood of it.

Please accept it you fat mess