Geordie Ahmed

Love Turan

Good player, one our best BUT has been poor since January, seemed to give up once his move didn't materialise and we were stuck with an idiot in charge

Glad our English Centre Back was there to deal with that

Raylor the donkey

Obertan so crap

Oh dear

Man City are crap

Clichy having a shit game

Bad result, still have Valencia and Atletico to play, think Barca will blow this Suarez will be kicking himself, missed a couple of great chances

Suarez with another great chance

Suarez should have made it 3-0 and now Sevilla are back in it

Dodgy keeper

Lush free kick

Ronaldo booked, although it looked like a pen on first viewing

Rayo playing well against Real, easily the better side, so expect them to concede soon

Um no. I oppose the people who brought us the roaring success that was SackPardew having any part in it. It was successful though. He's not f***ing here anymore as a result of it The stated aim was to get him sacked, not let him leave on his own terms, leaving us in a worse state, and in the process make him look good and us look bad. He would not have left if the SackPardew campaign didn't do their bit by making him cry

Great goal, from another free kick that never was Typical, ffs

That stat doesn't surprise me at all. I know that on any forum a certain momentum can build around particular opinions, but I'm baffled as to exactly why there's such a gap between the view on here and how Colback is assessed by the majority of supporters and by the professionals at the club. I don't want to get into a pointless 'he's decent - no, he's not he's s****' type debate. I would agree though with tgarve that our main problems are elsewhere - particularly the defence. Care to name these "profrssionals"?

Real dominating

Neymar you mug

Real playing well now, can sense an equaliser soon

Need to get that second goal whilst on top and then pass them to death

Geet Urp

Howay Barca, would love for them to tear Barca apart BUT the defence is shaky and I'm worried Real will hit them with counter attacks all night

Larsson is so detestable