Geordie Ahmed

Abeid gets the ball, Gouffran and Jack stand still doing fuck all

Lush kick that Krul

Great start Raylor

Wahey, Raylor - so much shit on the pitch

Well we know he doesn't, the arsehole that he is

I'm glad Anita isn't on the pitch

Exactly

Abeid still won't get a game, expect Raylor to be wheeled in instead

Well done Jack

The biggest joke is me making Costa captain in FF instead of Aguero

3-0, awesome

Lol at the Sky commentator trying to suggest this may still be a contest

This is going well BUT it's a tough league so dead proud we are only losing 2-0

As much as I would love to blame Williamson for that, it was Anita's fault all day long, horrible touch - still a fan of little Vurn, mistakes happen

Bolasie was on the bench? I thought he loved his tricky players?

I don't think people have said he is the best manager ever BUT he is ahead of SBR for me

Suarez, lush finish

Aye, been class since all the Enrique-Messi spat kicked off

Messi again, 3-0

Being principled is now regarded as being a spoilt child?

Simpson is so thick

Quality header from Kramaric

We lost to Leicester, ffs

Dodgy keeper

Good finish from Bacuna