Geordie Ahmed

Wahey and there is the typical red card

Mahrez just did Williamson in there

Lol, you thought we would get a point?

Nice and easy that Howay John, where's the pashun

Lol, this is awesome

Looked like the Premier League badge on Jonas shirt was coming off, fitting

Wow, Riviere, that was something

That tackle on Perez was dodgy

80 applicants and they gave it to a guy that eats crayons, arseholes the lot of them

That is just crazy, even if the injury crisis wasn't an exaggerated thing that would be horrendous Anyone know what's the worst losing run in the Premier League for all teams?

That would be the sensible thing BUT we know that's not how Mike Ashley operates

Listen, Carver has pashun and is one of us, he still has belief

Well there is a surprise

The one thing Ryan Taylor had was his delivery BUT that has turned to crap as well so he offers absolutely nothing now

That turn from Perez was lush

Wow

It's the constraints, even Mourinho would keep picking Ryan Taylor

Either it's Jonas and Sissoko on the wings with Colback/Raylor in the centre or Colback/Jonas/Raylor as a midfield 3 with Sissoko in front of them Which ever one it is, it's a car crash

Ryan Taylor starts again, he was s*** before the injuries yet he is starting games for us in central midfield, ridiculous Carver keeps talking about being unlucky with injuries, Abeid isn't injured, he's just a moron as is anyone that defends him (window licker mainly)

Lol, misses Get in

Neuer steps up

Hummels misses

Gotze misses, lol

Lol, Alonso also does a Terry

Lahm does a Terry