Steggy

Is she as ugly in real life?

Yes. She is very, very ugly in real life.

It is 100% definately not a bad thing. Seeing her in the flesh is worse aswell. Shes definately taken a spade or two to the face.

Also, i noticed that fucking stalker bitch again today. This time standing outside the players entrance under the milburn. 

Shefki Kuqi has and 18 inch by 6 inch battering ram of a schlong which he regularly uses to destroy vaginas and knock down buildings.

 

I bet you wouldnt mind spreading your hams for that schlong?

Your well filthy, you are.

Shefki Kuqi has and 18 inch by 6 inch battering ram of a schlong which he regularly uses to destroy vaginas and knock down buildings.

Bro?  Tubesy?

 

Cool as fuck you like.

Not as cool as you Mr. 'Ooooh i take lots of drugs lolz lots of pills wooo yeaaah yeaah gotta talk to my internet friends about it'.

Oi Pissi can you shut the fuck up and stop being a dickhead.

Sign out bro, you're embarrassing yourself.

Two or three Barca players swarming around the ball when Madrid have it. Brilliant pressure.

Makes a good change from them swarming round the ref. Despicable cunts this El Cuntico lot.

I would go as far to say Ryan Taylor has fantastic 'technique' when striking a football. Hes fucking shit at everything else though.

I remember watching Danny Simpson doing a bit of long range passsing on the pitch with someone before a game once and thinking that his first touch was quite frankly, utterly disgusting for a professional footballer. Time and time again it would just bobble around of his feet then travel 18 yards.

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That lee stewart pilava provided some of the highest quality ridiculing i've seen on this site to this day.

Had some absolute shockers this season alone tbh. West Brom, Villa and Stoke were all abit shit.

West Brom was fucking FREEZING and one of the shittest performances i've seen from NUFC in a while. Me and a mate didnt have enough money for a taxi so had to wait 40 fucking minutes for a train from some shitty station near the ground to new street.

Villa, well, i've been to Villa 3 times now and not seen us win. Once we got beaten 4-1 and Jon Carew got a hattrick. Once we got relegated. And the other was this seasons game. 3 absolutely disgraceful performances. was a rubbish day aswell.

Stoke was fucking cack for many reasons.

Forest away last year was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly shit too.

Spurs when we won 4-1 with kk and then the 3-2 with oba's screamer were both quality. The 2-2 at West Ham when we were 2-0 down before 10 mintues and then scored 2 in like 1 minute just before half time. Couldn't belive it when our second went in.

Also kk's first points for us, the second time he was in charge was a cold tuesday night at birmingham, james mc fadden scored for them in the first half, michael owen missed about 15 sitters before finally slotting one very late and it was chaos in the away end!

However my favourite away trip of recent times was Peterboro last year. Could hardly move the terrace was so packed and everyone was in a party mood due to us basically promoting ourselves. We won 3-2 and Joey scored a laaaavely free kick. Fans were phenomenal that day.

DJ Cambell, how many bloody times has be scored against us now? I remember it was against us for Yeading that he made his name. One of those irritatingly poor players that always has a stormer against us.

 

There's a sure fire way of making sure these players have shitters in Newcastle games, sign them.

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1-0 to us. Enrique gets the ball dances past half a dozen players before entering the box and finishing off his mazy run by slotting it under Reina. He celebrates by removing his shirt to reveal a vest which says "Fuck off Phil Thompson" and runs over to the dugout where he signs a new 7 year deal before high fiving Pardew and getting a bear hug off Kuqi.

 

N-O goes into meltdown because the body language experts on here adjudge his high five to be lacking in "radness", a sure sign he wants away.

Be nice to have quality and athleticism in the same player. We certainly don't have that in abundance right now.

 

Danny Guthrie.

 

You sir, are a fool

Apparently Balotelli gave a grand to a tramp outside a casino in Manchester. 

 

where did you hear that?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3536493/Mario-Balotelli-wins-25000-then-gives-1000-to-a-tramp.html

Anyone else think these games are just completely ruined by cheating? The amount of diving, play acting, ref surrounding etc is beyond belief. Dont really watch much spanish football but i know quite a few on here do. How can you watch this? I know theres a little bit of it in england but not nearly as much. I mean christ, they literally look as if they've been pelted with bullets from a shotgun, and once the ref has dealt with the problem they're up again running about. Just a bit of a joke tbh. 

I think we'll win this tbh. Im not actually hugely bothered though. I would like blackpool to stay up, and it will be good for sunderland if we won. Obviously i would much rather we won but i wouldn't be crying if we didn't.

Apparently Balotelli gave a grand to a tramp outside a casino in Manchester. 

Got a feeling this little pubey kid will go very far. He's clearly got bags of talent.

Watching this with a manc mate. Don't think we'll get anything from this but meh...not too bothered. IMA GO WELL NUTZ IF WE DO GET SUMFINGZ DOE LULZ.

As long as we don't go near the slow Spurs songs.  Abysmal.

 

 

Pisses all over anything we have.

 

 

 

 

We've done that before in L7.  The slow version.

 

Blaydon Races done properly pisses on it anyway.

Blaydon Races is rarely done properly though. Nearly always sang at the speed of light. And the slow version of 'Oh when the mags' is still sped up by mongs around the ground.