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It's like Ben Arfa and Oldtype had a baby

Is that not because the pool of quality strikers to potentially replace Isak is very small?

He's just said he's got no plans to leave them

He's not leaving Barcelona to come here

How do you know we aren't?

It isn't his job but then you can't just suggest to walk away from a deal this far down the line without any alternative Suggesting we should have pulled out ages ago is mental

The pool of quality strikers is getting smaller and smaller- think we'd be mad to have pulled out a long time ago Who would you go for instead?

Pellegrini in Durham market yesterday

Trying with every bone of my body to not think he's just trying to delay his decision until Man Utd make their bid and then he'll swiftly accept that

That goal was set before the PSR ramifications was set in place though? Seems a bit harsh to judge them on that quote 4 years ago when the league has subsequently done a lot to dampen our ambitions

God he's an absolute square isn't he

4 keepers on the bench isn't it, not five

The next Romano tweet will definitely be "Isak frustrated by Newcastle stance, he only wants Liverpool"

Didn't even finish top us half of the Spanish second division

Of all the posts on the forum this summer that might be the most worrying one

Next time they lowball us we accept it but instead of giving them Isak they get Isaac Hayden instead

Fuck it Wissa Isak Sesko Gordon Schar Bruno Elanga Hall Burn Tino Pope

Everything's coming up Milhouse

Is this your first time experiencing Eddie Howe's press conferences?

Following in the footsteps of Haris Vuckic

Final game against us tomorrow? Defintely going to put Bruno out for the season

£150 mil for Isak or £180mil if they want to throw Nunez in there as well

Don't know the PSR ins and outs of Liverpool but them selling Tyler Morton for £15mil to Lyon presumably will give them a boost in finances considering he's homegrown