Jill

I hope someone uses that as a target for their hardest punch.

Can't wait for our latest friendly, Wonga XI v Archbishop of Canterbury XI.

Well, that was that.

I'm sporting Willo hair at the moment Move aside, Mrs Bimpy.

Oh, Williamson.

Yeah, I think I do too. Not been as bad as anticipated this second half.

Has anyone stunnered anyone yet then?

Every time I've seen the name of the opposition I keep thinking it's a boxer instead of a football team. Thank god Shola made it.

The kits don't look too bad in miniature. I don't like the new balls though.

This fucking club, man.

Oh fuck off. :lol:

Every time I've just glanced at this without looking properly, it looks like a white shirt that someone has vomited down and then not washed properly.

Fucking hell, they've scored for one of my dream jobs here. Travel the country getting pissed and watching random matches.

Taylor is a wanka, he wears a wanka's hat shirt.

The fuck is going on here.

Basically this. Also it seems when I pay very little attention to the match, we do better. Must test that out during the actual season.

A positive move to address a problem gets a from me.

Must I think about football so soon?

People just drink at home first anyway.

Monday games. Surely no chance of the mackem match being at 4pm.

Good luck to him. It's not often I go back on saying a player is absolutely hopeless but he showed he can do a job, even a bloody good one at times.

I do that too.

I just don't get why you need a box to frame a sponsor logo that's already in a box (of sorts).

I noticed just at the end of the season that where Newcastle used to be on mine it had disappeared. I was pissed off with the club though so never bothered resetting it. Cunts.

Called that on Twitter.