Jill

Fucking hell Throw the hungry people to the dogs. It's possibly a bit extreme a reaction, but I like it. Fair enough if you get to half time and you're a bit peckish and go for a pie but if we're on about people who've potentially ordered something the day before.. that's just weird.

That's what she said. I nearly added a "that's what I said" so I'm pleased someone took the bait.

http://i.imgur.com/ISWzlRP.png Shane Withington, who plays John Palmer on Home & Away http://www.rmk.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Shane_Withington_web_2012_resize-220x262.jpg Joe Fucking Kinnear I tweeted it to the actor and he said JFK looks like him with a hangover.

Start at the top and work my way down, I suppose.

GW2: Fulham 1-1 Arsenal Everton 2-0 West Brom Hull City 0-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 3-2 Sunderland Stoke City 0-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 2-1 Swansea Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea

So fucking rubbish reaching for my pint in anger only to remember it's diet lemonade and not cider.

Christ.

Be brave lads. *Trembles*

£1.00 Man City 3-1 50p Newcastle DNB 50p anytime own goal

I think that's the shortest time I've followed someone for before turning off their retweets.

Oh well, looks like this season will go about as well as the last one did.

Enjoyed that match.

Mignolet's done his homework.

His voice is just fucking horrible.

It's not finished yet, Fatem Ben Arfa is still running.

How come? Is that one of those miss out by 1 out of 5 accas and you'd get your money back kinda bet? Just said that if your Premier League "acca" of 5+ loses they'll refund the bet to use next weekend.

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£1 - West Brom Sunderland/Fulham draw Arsenal West Ham Norwich (refunded ifwhen it loses, with Paddy Power) Returns £63.47 £2- Burnley QPR Barnsley York Returns £32.71

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

No sign of mine yet.

1-0 would be way better for my health. That Arsenal game nearly killed me.

I was just humming that.

Well someone has to finish bottom and it might as well be me. GW1: Liverpool 2-0 Stoke City Arsenal 2-1 Aston Villa Norwich 1-1 Everton Sunderland 1-2 Fulham West Brom 0-1 Southampton West Ham 3-1 Cardiff City Swansea 0-1 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-2 Tottenham Chelsea 3-0 Hull City Man City 3-0 Newcastle Chelsea 2-1 Aston Villa

Ashton Eaton (decathlete) & Danny Simpson http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/E/Ashton-Eaton-20929019-1-402.jpg http://nowmagazine.media.ipcdigital.co.uk/11140/000020022/d0b8_orh480w360/Danny-Simpson.jpg

I think I'd be happy enough if we managed a goal.