Jill

I don't actually know how I'm still alive.

It's feasibly left the atmosphere.

Remind me why I was so keen to be in this competition.

Eeeeee

I don't think I'm going to enjoy this.

I was born a bit too early to take advantage of the growth of girls' football - it wasn't an option all my way through school apart from the occasional after school club that never really gained traction. Joined a Sunday team at around 13 for a few years and was never as good as I thought/hoped I was. Mostly played centre/right back at first until they realised I had pace and stuck me on the wing. I had a stinking attitude as well but grabbed a few goals and was captain on the odd occasion. Team was shit but I enjoyed it until it started becoming more serious when a new coach joined. Or that's what I said at the same, looking back I actually think I bottled it entirely as some of the new girls who joined were far better than me.

I didn't protest when the family wanted to play charades after the second goal.

I've got one that I've never used in the 3 years I've lived here.

Phew!!

This is deeply uncomfortable

Ah Murphy.

VAR check. There's a cup I can do.

I stupidly did them earlier.

How many checks man.

Well it's fired up the crowd at least.

I'm feeling weirdly confident.

Most unexpectedly enjoyable match in a while. Let's just draw Liverpool and be done with it.

For that goal I was tracking my cousin's dogs' flight from Cyprus.

I caused that goal by going to wash the dishes. You're welcome.

What a wonderful start.

Just cooking myself a nice curry to sit down with this.

Lockwood Cup lads looking good for a spot on the bench.

Fairly content with a draw although I got my hopes up with that late second wind where we might've nicked it.

My mate is out and asked how it was going, I could only answer that we're winning but it's been weird.

I hope Isak is OK but I'm glad of the rest.