Jill

2-0 Cabaye 18 Cisse 90+4

50p - anytime own goal in the Manchester derby

I could make arguments for both but I can't decide so I'm not voting. I'd absolutely love to progress in Europe and get to another away trip if possible. In terms of league survival though we really need points from the mackem match. Win both.

I ended up having a £2.50 double on Cena & Undertaker. Returned £3.16.

Early drinking Always feel it loads more, probably because I always skip breakfast. Might wake up and get some stodge down me early on. The only good thing about it is an excuse to be in the pub at about 9am on a Sunday. Dreading the match though.

this Aye. And at that picture.

I'm away for my lap around the pitch now. I look forward to the paparazzi snaps of my fitness test.

Stop getting my hopes up with this Ben Arfa lark. Hope hurts the most!

Wearing a Newcastle shirt to the match for the first time in ages. I'm hoping it brings luck.

I've woken up with a really nervy feeling in the pit of my stomach and it's not even derby day. Home game against Fulham ffs.

50p Gouffran 2-0 £1 Taylor anytime

I've come to my first West Allotment Celtic match. 3-1 down at HT against Tow Law.

Well the eye candy in that was a bit disproportionate. I got Toothy George and Boring Billy waffling about his bottle prices. Boycoutt.

£1 e/w: Teaforthree 14/1 Sunnyhillboy 20/1 50p e/w: Ninetieth Minute 50/1 No basis behind those other than liking the names. £2: Bolton, Palace, MK Dons, Fleetwood

Ballabriggs in the work sweep.

Might go and meet Tino in Number 9 Bar before the match to take my mind off the actual match.

Few wobbly moments.

Yeah, he does.

Ugh. Disappointing, but not an insurmountable task.

Nervy stuff again.

I've had way too much caffeine, I'm never sleeping tonight.

Howay lads, get it done.

Phew.

So close to hiding behind the sofa.

Done well so far.