Jill

I used to have a screenshot of it, think I lost it though.

I'm going to have an absolutely rancid moment when I wake up tomorrow morning and remember this.

Deflected goals compilation His performances against Brighton (x2) will live long in the memory. Aye and Stevenage has to be up there too Might stand a chance in the FA Cup now.

Someone needs to do a tribute video of all the best attempts at the floated set penis.

I'll miss his lovely hair.

50p each on Spurs to win the NBA playoff series and 6 games in total.

I swear I saw a team wearing that strip when I used to play football as a 13 year old girl.

Surely finance for cars is far more logical than what some people use loans for - holidays, etc.

Pleased he got a canny send-off. He's doing a talk in at my local tonight but I can't be arsed to go.

Careful now.

£1 each on Arsenal (-2) and anytime own goal.

He really is a moaning little fuckwit.

That reminds me of a Papa John's menu.

Don't actually mind that, looks a lot better than I originally thought.

Nah, it works for me and I haven't liked the page.

It's going to be a tree. On a hinge. With a pulley. Between this and Disco's lineup I've just done two massive guffaws on the bus.

Woke up and immediately remembered that penalty. Absolutely class.

Williamson to score in a Newcastle win. Howay lads.

I honestly can't wait for it to be over. Me neither, but a few weeks in I bet I'll be missing it.

Think I'm going to walk into town to watch the match just for something to do other than sitting around stressing about it in the hours leading up to kick off.

My stomach is churning with nerves.

I have a feeling we'll win 3-1.

I get the impression I'm not going to enjoy anything about this match.

I hate this thread as much as I loved the "we can't be caught by..." in the Championship season.

The old lady who sits next to me always shouts "keep it out!" She means well... but that's somewhat obvious.