Here's a start...
Cabaye is back,
To claim his place,
He's a sexy mother fucker with that stubble on his face!
He's still living in the region,
And he's brought the foreign legion,
He's our Cabaye,
Yohan Cabayyyeee!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
When I found out that he was fit to play, but wouldn't start