Jill

Took 300 euros, think I brought back about 70. A good chunk of that was probably spent on junk food to eat on the way back though.

Found myself with Neesy, MW and a few others.

I think he'd left his jaw on the ferry.

Apparently he was going to jump at one point but his mates pulled him back. Daft git.

2-0 win.

I wouldn't worry, I'm quite used to having random people come up to me or shout JILL. At least it makes me feel popular. There's every chance I was trying to take a photo of Fugazi at this point, who I spotted down the front. Some bloke kept putting his arms in the way though so couldn't get one. A certain Sir Ali of Gupter even sneaked into the above picture that my mate sent me.

You will have had nice warm hands though with your red gloves on......very stalker-esc I know. My mate texted saying nice red gloves.. they're pink. My mam also texted to say she'd seen me on Look North, fame at last. Possibly the most successful game of Familiar Face Bingo I've ever played, round every corner there was someone I knew.. Mostly off here. Absolutely class trip, but a LONG journey back yesterday and I could hardly sleep despite being shattered.

My fucking voice.

Lovely place. Though apparently I now drink fruit beer, which was not expected.

Thought I spied you when we were along at Sainsburys. On the train now, first can tastes delicious.

I've tried to be sensible because I'm not taking a particularly big bag (for a lass ) but I keep throwing in extra things in case of emergency. Not sure what emergency requires so much clothing, but better safe than sorry!

Just about packed and ready to go, only 12 or so hours early.

See you there.

8:58 for me. What time Eurostar are you on? 1404, arriving at 1705. Same here. 09:56 train from Newcastle to Kings Cross.

Probably not a good time to mention it, but I put my refunded £2 stake on DNB today on us winning 2-0. Soz.

Genuine for fish cunt.

Lose then

Argh.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/31/article-2225636-15C5F96D000005DC-234_306x423.jpg I hope this doesn't sound like I'm being shan, but that looks more like Ste than Michael Owen.

Full video can be seen on the beeb site here. Thats martin tyler jizzing over Suarez Don't ruin it.

I was going to once, but as I'm not really a big gambler it would literally be: -5 -5 -5 -5 -5 +2 -10 -5 -5 ..etc

Massive sigh of relief. I fucking hate football sometimes.

My fucking heartrate.