Jill

I was mid-complaint, that shut me up.

Was just thinking that. Simpson looks canny and we're creating things from corners, what goes on.

So many backheels in the last few matches. Mostly utterly shit.

FML.

I've found myself looking forward to washing the dishes at half time.

He's playing like a Fat Buddha tonight.

Aye, I'm really starting to like him.

Absolutely fucking turgid, this.

Shots all round.

I said I'd go mental when Williamson scored.

Cock piss Pardew.

Save it for a double header next week. You won't regret it. It's already killing me, I can't survive until next week!

What a header

Knew I should've watched Dexter instead.

Need a separate thread to keep track of the excuses.

I'm going to go mental when Williamson scores.

42p Ben Arfa FGS

Too injured to drive? Too banned to drive. Is he? Never knew. Aye he's banned.

My lad's brother is a taxi driver and picked Ba up from the training ground earlier to take him home. Thrilling, I know.

Almost two wins in two. RVfuckingP!

42p on 2-2 for the Manchesters

I hate if I'm out before the match (or another match) and I ask someone to check for line ups and then see them navigating towards the BBC. It's daft. They clearly know what the teams are, just put them up instead of fannying on with certain players being in or out. Yeah it is annoying. I can just about bear it for our games where I can guess at who'll be replacing them etc, but it's too much to have to think about for teams I don't watch every week.

I hate if I'm out before the match (or another match) and I ask someone to check for line ups and then see them navigating towards the BBC.

Returned a whopping £9.42. Think that's my biggest win of the season, I've had no luck with accumulators.