Jill

What the fuck was that all about. Gasping like a right creep.

4 minutes, I'll be behind the sofa in 2 I think.

Luis Swearez drives us to it.

Rush of blood to the head moment unfortunately. Forgiveable, but fucking annoying.

For the love of Christ

I've heard far too many orgasms from the pair of them today.

You haven't grasped this jinxing game have you?

I know we've been hit with injuries but this makeshift team/formation is pretty awful.

Fuck me was that some Liverpool fans I just heard?

This is where we implode.

Cunts

Well I hope that's shocked you into sobriety.

Cisse.

Ba

The sprinklers

I've been a doubter up until now in relation to him playing in midfield but he's impressed since moving there today. Hope he keeps it up.

I'll wake up in a minute.

Pleasantly surprised.

Like I said.. anonymous

Until they grab a flukey goal and we go to shit and end up losing at least 3-0. Edit.. *more* to shit.

HBA losing possession again.

Suarez just calmly jogging through our defence.

A half chance.

I forgot he was playing Same here. Totally anonymous.