Jill

Excellent overview, as depressing as it is to read.

West Ham are taking the piss with this cross, header nonsense.

Not having that like. He's nicely groomed, which is presently about the only compliment I can muster (sorry Mike).

I've picked an utterly shit weekend not to have any alcohol.

Wasn't sure I'd heard that right.

Did he just say enfant noir?

Hopefully a losing bet.

Captain Williamson.

I certainly thought he'd be a due a break today. Hopefully he'll be feeling more refreshed by Norwich.

Hoping my Gran's 90th birthday celebrations will be taking place while this is played. http://dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

Thank fuck that's over.

Marveaux to get injured to round things off.

Just woke up from mine. Go back, save yourself.

I'm tempted to have a nap.

Couldn't make this shit up like.

Dem subs

He's replaced Lee Evans at the top of my list of people I'd love to hit in the face repeatedly with a brick. Can't stand the man.

Aye, there's being different and there's looking like a div.

Turd.

Howay lads, let's do 'em.

I've talked myself down from several really daft bets and ended up with £2 on Obertan anytime. About 10 minutes after saying I wasn't having a bet today.

Of all the players to pick who are 'wrapped up warm'.. Shola?! In a training jacket. What a puff.

Poyet's face brings out a violent rage in me.

I'm happily allowing my lad to play Xbox until kick off so I don't have to fucking see it.