Jill

So much piss weak shooting today.

I demand a Shola goal.

I'd like a fan to invade the pitch and remove Jonas.

One where football stands still.

What the HELL is that decision?

One step forwards, two steps back.

He's carried almost the entire team Been really good.

Careful now lads, I've nearly started enjoying this.

I was mid-complaint, that shut me up.

Was just thinking that. Simpson looks canny and we're creating things from corners, what goes on.

So many backheels in the last few matches. Mostly utterly shit.

FML.

I've found myself looking forward to washing the dishes at half time.

He's playing like a Fat Buddha tonight.

Aye, I'm really starting to like him.

Absolutely fucking turgid, this.

Shots all round.

I said I'd go mental when Williamson scored.

Cock piss Pardew.

Save it for a double header next week. You won't regret it. It's already killing me, I can't survive until next week!

What a header

Knew I should've watched Dexter instead.

Need a separate thread to keep track of the excuses.

I'm going to go mental when Williamson scores.