Jill

Can those with 50+ loyalty points please bring their boots.

Mine too ffs.

Worth £3 of my money. £2 on Newcastle DNB

No Williamson to score first? I was waiting for it for todays game. Far more likely to happen if I don't put it on.

£2 - Carlisle, Cardiff & Aldershot

Merry Christmas everyone.

Have a game of football and belt it off him, you might kill him.

They know we'll still take a load of fans.

This made my Christmas.

It's dead slow getting out from our seats so I usually try and time it so we're just getting to the bottom of the stairs when the final whistle is blown. Usually the people between us and the aisle have left by then anyway, so it's not too much of a disturbance, and most stand around us anyway.

Chelsea are just fucking greedy.

Shola. I love his beast mode. And what a tidy little goal.

Man City, Ipswich, Notts County - £2 Newcastle 2-0 - £1

Oh well, it was a nice dream.

Oh FFS.

Enrique.

I've certainly seen and met some very strange Newcastle fans, especially on away trips.

He's the perfect target man.

Williamson up front.

Bloody hell, there's a name I've not heard in a while.

Aye.

Most I've enjoyed a defeat in ages.

I fucking warned you.

Worst kick off time without a doubt.