Jill

Well Bolton can fuck off then.

Howay Bolton, sort it out.

All my teams winning

£1 - Watford, Palace & Bolton

I'm dying to try one out, but I can't help but feel I'd be sinking to a huge new low.

My bad, I forgot Williamson.

Hope to see 11 Perches on the pitch.

No, we actually did. For some of the match.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/cliff.jpg

Didn't expect anything from this which only makes it more frustrating.

Yao off a cliff.

Well, not completely awful so far.

I have Cherry Pepsi Max Let's do this.

I may play a hoooooooooooof drinking game with shots of Pepsi Max.

50p each on Perch & Santon to score. Watch Williamson score from a corner now.

It's bound to be hilariously shit, I can't wait.

Bet it works by mistake now.

Not even sure I'm going to bother following this. First time I've said that in ages.

Strange, because I saw fucking loads of lads in there.

A year, bloody hell. Feels like yesterday. I spent the whole day/week feeling pretty much sick.

No confidence in the team whatsoever at the moment, really can't see anything other than a comfortable home win.

50p each on Williamson & Santon anytime

Dreading this match, I hate feeling this way about Newcastle.

Aye, load of shite. That Jimmy Savile rubbish needs to disappear as well.