Jill

Can't wait for someone to chuck him a couple of tins of beer when he scores on Sunday. Shola 3:16

2 so far apparently, hardly 'alot' (sic) but a bit shit for people booked there.

Well summed up.

Dreading.

Wonga is / fucking shit?

Safe to say interest in the current shirts just shot up several thousand percent.

I think I'm developing diabetes just looking at that fat mug.

I think I'll stick my head in a Fortnum & Mason bag and sit this out.

"I'm away to Wonga for the match" "How do you get to Wonga from here?" "The teams are coming out at Wonga" Can't think of a sentence where you wouldn't sound like an almighty dickhead.

probably to fund mass production of more 'whey aye man' costumes. Bucket please - sick in mouth.

At least I have a mingin' old phone so I can't check in at Wonga.

Good thing it's past my bedtime and I'll wake up in a minute.

Sounds like a really unfortunate name for a dog. Oh god. Please someone block the media from printing wonga conga.

Fuck me sideways. Is it April 1st?

Nice start to the day.

Me too.

Lovely article.

I had £1 free bet on games, played roulette and came away with.. £1. Which I'm spending on: Blackpool, Leeds, Crewe, MK Dons, Southend, Plymouth

Monday night games.

He wins a penalty, Shola scores it.

That has to be bollocks.

This.

Fairly certain I did a face the other day when I found out that was the match today.