Jill

Santon will score.

That's what I've been thinking and hoping. Me too, but coming out with it has probably jinxed it.

£1 - Santon 2-0 £1 - Rotherham, Port Vale, Sheff Utd, Crawley, Leicester & Bolton

Had to hold it in.

The toilets man. I asked a female steward where the ladies toilets were and she escorted me past the urinals to the one cubicle at the far end which already had a pair of soiled kegs stuffed behind the toilet and various liquids all over the floor, seat and walls.

In an attempt to be positive, I will say..... good attendance.

Ah fucking hell, clearly now I'll come out with this by accident at the match and sound like a right weirdo.

0-0

I think I've only enjoyed Bordeaux this season.

Saw that yellow jacket fella in Raffertys after the match yesterday, looking slightly more subdued.

I'm in that.

£1 - 2-0 Newcastle £1 each on HBA & Santon insurebet FGS

He'll score soon, I reckon.

Shan! "Hello Jill from the internet" at the top of the page ffs.

Do you lot use those names when you meet up like. I thought I was fairly safe with my forum name. Then Bluestar introduced me to his mates as "Jill from the internet".

Saw that, it was rank. He just stood there in it as well.

Took 300 euros, think I brought back about 70. A good chunk of that was probably spent on junk food to eat on the way back though.

Found myself with Neesy, MW and a few others.

I think he'd left his jaw on the ferry.

Apparently he was going to jump at one point but his mates pulled him back. Daft git.

2-0 win.

I wouldn't worry, I'm quite used to having random people come up to me or shout JILL. At least it makes me feel popular. There's every chance I was trying to take a photo of Fugazi at this point, who I spotted down the front. Some bloke kept putting his arms in the way though so couldn't get one. A certain Sir Ali of Gupter even sneaked into the above picture that my mate sent me.

You will have had nice warm hands though with your red gloves on......very stalker-esc I know. My mate texted saying nice red gloves.. they're pink. My mam also texted to say she'd seen me on Look North, fame at last. Possibly the most successful game of Familiar Face Bingo I've ever played, round every corner there was someone I knew.. Mostly off here. Absolutely class trip, but a LONG journey back yesterday and I could hardly sleep despite being shattered.