Jill

I've brought my retro scarf with me, I'm not swapping it with anyone. Mind none of them would want it. It's based on: http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Newcastle_United/images/newcastle_united_1997-1998-change.gif

Heard loads of people going mental down the Bigg Market this morning, sounds like they're having a fun day.

can't blame you. Everyone should dress up as Poirot, just to piss the Belgian polis off. No chance. I can't stand that smug little cunt.

2 years since I had a holiday. It's paid for, I'm going.

Well I'm still going.

Cringe.

Didn't realise Adam Johnson was playing until he got hauled off . At one point well into the game the commentator mentioned his name and myself and about 4 other people around me all said something along the lines of "Wow, I'd forgotten Johnson was playing"

I imagine it as being like the intro to Dexter, calmly frying up steaks and pouring OJ.

Changing my name to Jilluwashola if he scores today and we win.

Not gonna lie, I watched the whole thing. Edit.. dirty monkey mackem, that is.

Bleurgh. I feel sick.

£1 - Shola anytime £1 - Newcastle 2-1 £1 - Fleetwood Town, Swindon, Oxford United, Brighton, Charlton.

Hawaii day ffs Hope there's some pictures of Tiote in a grass skirt.

Applauding him. Are they going to parade him onto the pitch separately then?

I had to stop reading because the constant use of song titles as titles for their articles was getting on my nerves.

I used to be late all the time when I lived within walking distance of work. I'm not a prick like Ranger though.

http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/ad243/adhesivehippo/gifs/Community_GAYYYY.gif Does that mean I'm allowed to be scared then?

Can't wait for someone to chuck him a couple of tins of beer when he scores on Sunday. Shola 3:16

2 so far apparently, hardly 'alot' (sic) but a bit shit for people booked there.

Well summed up.

Dreading.

Wonga is / fucking shit?

Safe to say interest in the current shirts just shot up several thousand percent.

I think I'm developing diabetes just looking at that fat mug.