Jill

Wallace had better hand in a transfer request.

This, a thousand times this.

Pre match desp indeed.

That's Newcastle.

Definitely the only positive to take from tonight's game. Well played Harps.

We just didn't have a clue tonight.

Thank fuck that's over. Harper can hold his head high, don't think anyone else can.

Think we're owed a late equaliser.

Yup.

Get in Harps.

Kinell, unlucky.

Already planning how many calories are going to be in my post-match pizza on Saturday.

This is fucking desperate.

Howay Loven.

I was just thinking that.

FFS. Had a feeling that was coming.

Phew, save.

Cunt or complete cunt? Thundercunt.

Goal here plz.

Urgh.

Mess your house up again. Probably will when we concede a shite goal.

Done my housework. Nowt to look forward to now.

Don't know if it's just my TV but he looked a funny colour before.

That time at Fulham when Barton scored a 90th minute penalty was appalling. Sounds like this is challenging it. My lad drank an entire bottle of gin during that match and ended up wandering around Heaton/Byker for ages afterwards while I panicked. Bad memories.

Pleased I didn't go out for this one. I'd be halfway to getting very drunk.