Jill

Jonas definitely having one of his turboshit days, which are fairly frequent.

http://v4.sportnetwork.net/mainadmin/img/301040082718.gif Great, now I'll have to clean up my own vomit first.

No one seems to want to pass to him.

I'm actually tempted to start hanging the washing up and do the dishes.

This is proper shit.

He'd score a 30yd screamer.

Fucking come on Nile. Gan mental and earn yourself a pizza.

Oh shit.

Howay Sherla, gerrup.

Ohh.. now I get 'sparky'.

Howay the Big Sho.

Literally never heard of him until tonight. Go on son.

Newcastle first. England but only if there's a major tournament on. I'd like to see them do well and will always support them, but just don't feel the same about them. Can't get excited about friendlies and even most qualifiers tbh.

They're my team too. Except, I hasten to add, I can't name a single player.

That's the first time I've heard Carroll speak, he sounds rather effeminate.

Will probably renew. Starting to wonder what it might take to make me decide enough is enough mind.

I'm going for a stupidly positive 0-3.

Sounds about right.

Cole was worse for me, but I can't help thinking that was because I was younger and it felt more emotional. Never really thought about it from a more objective point of view tbh.

Proper face.

Struggling to feel enthusiastic about this.