Jill

Shit got serious.

Imagining a full on Spanish discussion going on, lots of laughter, and Danny Guthrie just sitting nodding and laughing and pretending to know what's happening.

He'd walk home barefoot just to get back here.

I was pushed! (Just in case) I can't wait for this game. Christmas at the mother-in-law's this year, who wanted us to stay "for a few days" over Christmas. I conceded Christmas Eve as it will mostly be spent in the pub anyway, then was desperately trying to drum up an excuse for anything past Christmas Day.. and then somewhere a light came on in my brain... HOME GAME ON BOXING DAY! My saviour.

9 years? Christ, I feel old.

Was just thinking that.

What a load of shit. What the fuck am I going to do with my day now.

What's he going as, JLS? Some sort of ghetto elf, I think.

My heart just about did a Kinnear when I saw this thread.

Ahh that's lush. Look at the bairn's little face.

I hope so, otherwise he replied to my slightly pervy tweet with yesyesyesyesyes in German.

:lol: Please ask him that. This.

Just saw his goal again there on LFC TV.

Jonas' hat is amazing.

You slimy git.

I glanced away for about 2 seconds while celebrating and when I looked back he'd ran halfway up the pitch. Ledge.

Christ, I'm going to have to step up my stalking activities. Lots of competition.

Shit, must delete my earlier post. Te quiero José Enrique.

Shy bairns get nowt. "Instead of Twitter in English can keep us happy with lots of pictures of your stomach and arm muscles." Creepy, creepy woman. And now I play the waiting game.

Shy bairns get nowt.

Pillock.

Maybe I do still like him. I want to tweet him something but I'm scared of rejection. Soy Jill y yo soy una cabeza gigante de caca. ¿Algún consejo sobre las operaciones con los noruegos molestos?

Maybe I do still like him. I want to tweet him something but I'm scared of rejection.

Soy Jill y yo soy una cabeza gigante de caca. Twat.

Sorry. I'd apologise personally but the only Spanish I know is 'cuidado con el gato' which probably isn't much use.