Jill

That's the first time I've heard Carroll speak, he sounds rather effeminate.

Will probably renew. Starting to wonder what it might take to make me decide enough is enough mind.

I'm going for a stupidly positive 0-3.

Sounds about right.

Cole was worse for me, but I can't help thinking that was because I was younger and it felt more emotional. Never really thought about it from a more objective point of view tbh.

Proper face.

Struggling to feel enthusiastic about this.

That is my only strong feeling on this whole thing. If he doesn't want to play here, fine.. but he could've said something while we could have used some of the money, the tool.

I'm a wreck here like.

Me neither. Pretty busy too.

Nightmare being at work today like. I'll never learn.

Great stuff.

Why do ESPN always feel the need to focus on the sun or the moon for periods of a game?

I love predicting the draw. Just called Leyton Orient v Arsenal before it was drawn.

Just thinking that.

I'll save you the wait, I'm only having soup.

Aye, I'm bored today like. Left it a bit late to head out anywhere but the football's all been shite.

Loads of contenders over the years, but for the actual experience, getting relegated at Villa Park was worst for me. I had a canny trip there and never really considered that we might actually get relegated, and when we did it was the culmination of a dreadful season. It was only at the time that it was properly shit mind, as in retrospect I loved the season in the Championship. The trip back from Cardiff after the Semi Final was absolutely rubbish too as it took forever and I had a rotten sore throat so didn't want to fall asleep in case I snored on the coach. Special mentions for the gigantic rages that Partizan & Lisbon caused.

It's all a bit too David Brent for my liking. http://www.patricksays.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brentdancing.gif Skin officially crawling. Cheers.

It's all a bit too David Brent for my liking.

It'd be easy for you to pull if he was the pervy alternative.

Hate the smug Man U faces. Cunts.

Excellent.

I kicked the seat in front, which didn't amuse the bloke sitting there Almost did that.