Jill

Cunt or complete cunt? Thundercunt.

Goal here plz.

Urgh.

Mess your house up again. Probably will when we concede a shite goal.

Done my housework. Nowt to look forward to now.

Don't know if it's just my TV but he looked a funny colour before.

That time at Fulham when Barton scored a 90th minute penalty was appalling. Sounds like this is challenging it. My lad drank an entire bottle of gin during that match and ended up wandering around Heaton/Byker for ages afterwards while I panicked. Bad memories.

Pleased I didn't go out for this one. I'd be halfway to getting very drunk.

Jonas definitely having one of his turboshit days, which are fairly frequent.

http://v4.sportnetwork.net/mainadmin/img/301040082718.gif Great, now I'll have to clean up my own vomit first.

No one seems to want to pass to him.

I'm actually tempted to start hanging the washing up and do the dishes.

This is proper shit.

He'd score a 30yd screamer.

Fucking come on Nile. Gan mental and earn yourself a pizza.

Oh shit.

Howay Sherla, gerrup.

Ohh.. now I get 'sparky'.

Howay the Big Sho.

Literally never heard of him until tonight. Go on son.

Newcastle first. England but only if there's a major tournament on. I'd like to see them do well and will always support them, but just don't feel the same about them. Can't get excited about friendlies and even most qualifiers tbh.

They're my team too. Except, I hasten to add, I can't name a single player.