Jill

My heart just about did a Kinnear when I saw this thread.

Ahh that's lush. Look at the bairn's little face.

I hope so, otherwise he replied to my slightly pervy tweet with yesyesyesyesyes in German.

:lol: Please ask him that. This.

Just saw his goal again there on LFC TV.

Jonas' hat is amazing.

You slimy git.

I glanced away for about 2 seconds while celebrating and when I looked back he'd ran halfway up the pitch. Ledge.

Christ, I'm going to have to step up my stalking activities. Lots of competition.

Shit, must delete my earlier post. Te quiero José Enrique.

Shy bairns get nowt. "Instead of Twitter in English can keep us happy with lots of pictures of your stomach and arm muscles." Creepy, creepy woman. And now I play the waiting game.

Shy bairns get nowt.

Pillock.

Maybe I do still like him. I want to tweet him something but I'm scared of rejection. Soy Jill y yo soy una cabeza gigante de caca. ¿Algún consejo sobre las operaciones con los noruegos molestos?

Maybe I do still like him. I want to tweet him something but I'm scared of rejection.

Soy Jill y yo soy una cabeza gigante de caca. Twat.

Sorry. I'd apologise personally but the only Spanish I know is 'cuidado con el gato' which probably isn't much use.

Frantically tweeting Danny Simpson to ask for tips on avoiding stalkers, no doubt.

What do you think?! Have you even read any of his tweets? I only signed up today so i could follow Jose and Jonas! I just seen something on Smiths about Perch eating scotch eggs and getting a right hook off Carroll. ok, maybe its not real

At least I might win something in the forum awards this year.

What the fuck did you just say? You should be pleased I'm backing off.

I fancy Jose less now I realise how stupid he seems.

Not sure why this has just come to mind, but I'm sure food smells were being piped into Level 7 yesterday because I could certainly smell more pies than usual. Clearly all a trick to make people buy things.

Shit just got serious.

Super Sunday my arse.