Jill

Right this has gone too far.

Probably get beat 1-3.

Did very well tonight. He still looks like a 10 year old mind, I cringe every time someone big runs at him because I'm scared he'll get hurt, the delicate little flower.

Aye. I thought I was going to die at one point. I nearly posted for someone to call my mammy.

Ahhh mint, man. I've had such a naff day, that was brilliant. I'm surprised my heart hasn't packed in.

Loven man!

Placing it from outside the box ffs.

What the flying fuck.

I think we've angered them now. Gonna end 4-2.

What the fuck is happening here.

Grr.

Always used to hate playing with my shirt tucked in.

How did that Pancrate song go? "Scored a wonder goal his second game, he's done nowt else, it's such a shame" or something.

That goal.

Great performance.

GTFI. Over the moon with the result.

I laughed like some sort of insane caffeine fuelled hyena for ages.

Pleased with the display so far, cracking goal too.

Just to be one of those annoying 'after the fact' cunts, £1 on Ben Arfa to score anytime. Thank fuck Paddy Power was playing up though as most of my selections for accumulators are getting beat/drawing.

My stepsister has a tattoo of the Forest logo, which doesn't look particularly good.

Aye, my heart sank when I saw the thread title. Well done.