Jill

@alreetlike Blatantly going to embarrass myself with drunk tweeting to Jose.

Doesn't seem to have done much from what I can tell. He'll still be a good manager though, he's too hot to fail.

Fucking hell man the latest posts in here. Pissing myself (not drinking it).

When Ranger came on. Our goals. The result.

Had one of my worst ever away trips there, getting started on in a pub by Brum fans despite being about as threatening as a pink teddy bear. Thankfully some random Toon fans came to my rescue.

I was celebrating the goal and nearly came out with SOME LAD FROM THE INTERNET HAS TO DRINK HIS OWN PISS! Thankfully I hadn't had enough pre-match alcohol.

That .com piece is the first decent one they've done in absolutely ages.

I couldn't really afford to put money in my betting account.

Just been trying to get this mental old bird from work to go up and start mouthing off. She considered it, but decided to go to Debenhams instead.

Loads of sirens in town the last few minutes. Who's kicking off already?

God, his face.

I feel sick.

Ah well, it's not like I ever get anything done on a Thursday afternoon anyway.

I work just up from here and can confirm a gentleman of this description heckled me as I walked past at lunchtime.

I'm going to have to get utterly steaming for this.

I haven't decided overall, but it feels worse than Souness so far. Just to add some perspective, I received 3 or 4 texts informing me of that masterstroke when I switched my phone on after coming out of a friend's funeral.. so it was quite a low point.

Holloway's voice just makes me laugh in general. Doesn't matter what he says.

Nee Barton? Balls.

I put a quid on 2-1 to us yesterday so if I were you lot I'd change those predictions.

£1 Newcastle DNB £1 Newcastle 2-1

Phil Thompson saying 'skirmish' actually turned my stomach.

The blue lines in Ipswich-Swansea are hurting my eyes.