Jill

Fuck it then, £2 on Niceofyoutotellme, because it was. Free bet from this on Shelvey FGS.

Fuck it then, £2 on Niceofyoutotellme, because it was.

Scunthorpe, Northampton & Portsmouth

So do I, I always scan through them too hastily. Would've completely missed the Adam Sandler bit in this one.

Gameweek 5 Everton 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 Stoke Crystal Palace 1-3 Man City Norwich 0-0 Bournemouth Watford 0-1 Swansea West Brom 1-2 Southampton Man Utd 1-1 Liverpool Sunderland 0-2 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Aston Villa West Ham 1-1 Newcastle

I'm feeling less confident now I've woken up a little.

I know, I'm just usually a very negative and cynical person. I'll see how I feel after this Pepsi Max.

Liverpool, Wolves, Wigan, Oxford

I'm feeling weirdly confident. It might be lack of both sleep and caffeine.

Shit, those moments where I wake in the middle of the night just became really sinister.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first. No such joy. I've cut right down on daft bets these days.

Win 5-1

Brilliant to see us win comfortably in the cup. Hope we get a good draw and can continue a run.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first.

4-1 EVEN WILLY SCORED

Williamson scores.

Janmaat

Jinxy Jill in da Howwwwwwwwwwse! We'd be losing if it hadn't taken me so long to dig a radio out of the spare room. Is it a DAB? No pal it's a CD player.

Jinxy Jill in da Howwwwwwwwwwse! We'd be losing if it hadn't taken me so long to dig a radio out of the spare room.

No goals since I put the radio on.

Interesting start.

Loads of our fans still outside apparently. Fuck them though, good start.

Somehow managed more points than I thought. Poor week for me though.

Gameweek 4 Newcastle 1-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 1-1 Sunderland Bournemouth 0-2 Leicester Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3-1 West Ham Man City 3-0 Watford Stoke 2-1 West Brom Tottenham 2-1 Everton Southampton 1-1 Norwich Swansea 0-1 Man United