Jill

I'm feeling weirdly confident. It might be lack of both sleep and caffeine.

Shit, those moments where I wake in the middle of the night just became really sinister.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first. No such joy. I've cut right down on daft bets these days.

Win 5-1

Brilliant to see us win comfortably in the cup. Hope we get a good draw and can continue a run.

I gave up on that about a week before he scored his first.

4-1 EVEN WILLY SCORED

Williamson scores.

Janmaat

Jinxy Jill in da Howwwwwwwwwwse! We'd be losing if it hadn't taken me so long to dig a radio out of the spare room. Is it a DAB? No pal it's a CD player.

Jinxy Jill in da Howwwwwwwwwwse! We'd be losing if it hadn't taken me so long to dig a radio out of the spare room.

No goals since I put the radio on.

Interesting start.

Loads of our fans still outside apparently. Fuck them though, good start.

Somehow managed more points than I thought. Poor week for me though.

Gameweek 4 Newcastle 1-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 1-1 Sunderland Bournemouth 0-2 Leicester Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3-1 West Ham Man City 3-0 Watford Stoke 2-1 West Brom Tottenham 2-1 Everton Southampton 1-1 Norwich Swansea 0-1 Man United

I'm going to spew so badly if we concede.

Definitely the right decision.

Can't wait for the 90+3 minute goal we concede.

Colo has been a man mountain today.

Save.

Don't lump him into my category.

I like the look of him. Real beast.