Jill

Seemed a half decent crowd at Heaton Stannington just up the road.

I won a bet.

Burnley, Derby and Sheff Wed (sorry Pilko )

Tempted by that like.

I do not feel remotely confident.

What a gutter. When I see people taking a photo of the scoreboard if we're winning I think it should be legal to spear them.

Yay a wolverine set penis.

Amazed we got that.

Gameweek 11 Chelsea 1-1 Liverpool Crystal Palace 0-2 Man Utd Man City 3-1 Norwich Newcastle 1-1 Stoke Swansea 1-2 Arsenal Watford 0-1 West Ham West Brom 0-0 Leicester Everton 1-0 Sunderland Southampton 2-1 Bournemouth Spurs 2-0 Aston Villa

I've had a shite year, I can't bring myself to give the same vexation to this result as I usually would.

I feel like I'm going to remember him in this derby but I've no idea whether that's going to be for a good or bad reason.

Just have two. I'm on a diet. I had a banana to keep me going. Now I'm just bored.

Trying not to have my breakfast too early as it has to last me a long time but I'm starving.

I'd like to say I'm awake early with nerves or excitement but I'm just shite at sleeping! Going to be a looonnnnng morning.

You've been on the Disco biscuits.

I don't, I enjoy Northern League matches.

Dreading this now. Well, I was already, but even more so now.

He's on the bench.

http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/waltzer2.jpg Too lazy to give him legs and put a mackem shirt on the bairn.

Clearly going to have this in my head the rest of the day.

Sam's trackie bottoms make that image perfect.

Gameweek 10 Aston Villa 1-2 Swansea Leicester 2-2 Crystal Palace Norwich 1-1 West Brom Stoke 2-0 Watford West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Bournemouth 0-1 Spurs Man Utd 0-0 Man City Liverpool 2-1 Southampton

I was also knackered by the 0-0s yesterday amongst other bad results. Only had a couple of quid left so today I have: £1 Newcastle 1-0 50p Missed penalty 50p Own goal scored

Used to like him at Everton, he reminds me of a time where I just couldn't get enough football. RIP.

A baby