Super Duper Branko Strupar

What the fuck is she smoking?

What an odd kid. (Him, not you)

Really sad news. Seemed like a top bloke.

Harvey fucking Barnes

Fuck off. Pedestrian defending.

Back post Gordon, man. Always back post.

Admitting to more than you're meaning to here?

Great run and pass but terrible tracking.

Weak

Awful, awful defending.

Scenes

Most lucrative business of the past 5 years being a therapist for creepy men.

See he's gone down the "now in therapy" defence.

Brighton 1-1 Man Utd Palace 2-0 West Ham Fulham 1-1 Leicester Man City 3-0 Ipswich Southampton 1-2 Forest Spurs 2-0 Everton Villa 1-2 Arsenal Bournemouth 1-2 Newcastle Wolves 1-2 Chelsea Liverpool 2-0 Brentford

Drive with Jermaine Jenas and Jermaine Pennant. Christ

Just seen Chelsea are looking to jettison Chilwell. Injuries are a concern Id imagine, but its not like Cucurella has been that great for them. Smells a lot like Boehly trying to justify his mad spending.

So bad

Who's on co-comms?

Maresca's going to struggle to get a tune out of these, mind. Far too many players way off their best, it's going to require an epic coaching job to get them playing as a cohesive unit. Add to that he's been hired as a yes man who will have certain expectations. He'll probably be gone by February.

Stuff like that is why Jackson isnt good enough.