Super Duper Branko Strupar

Just don't pick any players i've got in my team. I'm thinking about changing my team out, going to cost me 20-24pts, basically more than i got last gameweek What's your team name? 'Utter utter crap' even wor lass is beating me and she started a week later and is picking players by who she knows, who she 'likes' and those who haven't had affairs. These are my two changes im thinking about: first i saved before the NT break, the second the one i've done tonight. • Gomes replaced by Cech • Ireland replaced by Barton • Chamakh replaced by Carroll • Harewood replaced by Bent • Gomes replaced by Cech • Dann replaced by Richards • Shawcross replaced by Alex • Jones replaced by Vidic • Ireland replaced by Ben Arfa • Albrighton replaced by Gutierrez • Lampard replaced by Bale • Harewood replaced by Carroll You'll regret making so many changes at once and sarificing so many points. Make one or 2 necessary changes and switch your team formation around to best suit the weekends fixtures. You shouldn't go on any early season form, they'll only tail off and you'll have to change hem again

Fucking Ashley. He'd sell the rights to the smells of his farts.

Him on Cribs man, ffs.

Gerry Francis. What gives him the impression that fucking horrible haircut looks good. He talks utter garbage in such a forgettable monotone voice.

Still nothing. i see the club shop and membership page are still open for business mind.... Such is Newcastle United nowadays. Toilets are for customer use only. No browsing, only buying!

I don't really care about how it looks, apart from that fucking news section with those selectable news tabs. I'd rather the content improved 1000%.

Lewis Guy scores for MK Dons

At least it means fans that don't live in the vicinity of the national stadium are going to have pay extra to stay over/take time of work to attend though. Ridiculous. England games are like a Friday night activity anyway. Carlsberg, England shirts, flip-flops, Weatherspoons, shit chants and singing, 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeys', appalling behaviour from people you are ashamed to be associated with. Perfect time for an England game.

5-0 game against Man Utd. I was 10. My parents owned a pub in Wylam where we would all watch the games on Sky...practically the whole village. The kids sitting at the front, all the older guys, the cricket team, parents of my friends, locals etc behind. Loved watching games there, sipping coke and eating crisps. Every game was great there. But the atmosphere in that smallish pub that day. Everyone angling into the corner watching in awe on a big old tv. The jubilation on everyones faces, my brother getting picked up and swirled round by the older guys because he had hair like Warren Barton. I'll never forget that day as long as I live, and the hours of football we went and played on the school fields after, shouting SHEARER and GINOLA whenever someone scored, all of us wearing toon tops. It was amazing. Its closely followe d by my first ever home game, 3-2 against Bilboa in the Wafa cup. Sitting in the east stand watching Pedro and Cole rip into them. Shame about the 2 goals hey scored that in the end saw them through mind.

Why's that vid still up?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11153466 I could have told you he meant that! Fucking Scientists

Even after showing his ugly twisted mug in that horrific BT advert with Mr perpetually fucking annoying?

Thats an outrageously attacking bench. 1 defender and no cover for full backs?

Ipswich are still in the Championship. Though I suppose he's more of a detestable repeating STD. Still...

Anyone under 21 doesn't count in the 25. We can pick 25 without Vuckic and still play him as he's under 21

Just flicking through the channels (I swear I'm not watching) and saw Theo Walcott on 'All Star Mr & Mrs'.

Geraint Hughes of Sky Sports News sucking Harry Redknapp's intestines out through his arsehole there

*Cue over enthusiasm from Gash*

We sent a fax saying we signing FA today. Isn't he rumoured to be playing in Slovenia now?

Love to see where 'Arry's going to crowbar in this last minute panic buy, and bullshit he gives us about having it planned and how he's going to fit in. C**t

That's the benefits of HD! EDIT: That's an outrageous amount of money for a player like Gyan. Are they going completely fucking insane down there? Quinn win big on the horses or something? They've sold players for about £15m and spent about £16m. Be better spent on penny chews

That's the benefits of HD! EDIT: That's an outrageous amount of money for a player like Gyan. Are they going completely fucking insane down there? Quinn win big on the horses or something?

he'll miss England U21s and that's it i'd reckon. Maybe Blackpool if we're unlucky but we could play Best and get a win Errr....injured? Shit, we're fucked

They got a fantastic result at the weekend, that'll give them a huge boost, they'll be fine, although I agree Gyan is average at best and Bent is vital for them, but they could say the same thing about Carroll and us. Carroll isn't nearly as vital for us as Bent is for them though. I can't agree with that