Ishmael

Coleman talking utter bollocks

and still failing to grasp the fact that there is no strong positive correlation between ability and fee paid

Jose completely dismissive of our brilliant new signings

Jose Enrique so deluded :***(

And yeah, I registered on toon-tastic. Even with the knowledge that Christmas-Tree is a main contributor.

Good wind-up. Well played.

Scummy c***.

Obertan is ludicrously skillful. He just can't apply it in a competitive situation.

I thought it was worse than that. Fair enough.

Does anyone have a collection of funny Newcastle-Liverpool stats and/or quotes at hand? I'm looking to start a match thread on a neutral forum and I want to saturate the OP with meaningless trivia. Stuff like the Enrique quote and the Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Cisse etc. cost less combined than Carroll...

And when i say 'the best', it's obviously in relation to his phenomenal domestic record.

But he is certainly less effective against Italian teams. Hasn't got the best record against English sides either?

Would save him the effort.

Liverpool do not play long direct balls at Carroll. If they do, it will be the first time this season.

Fortunately, Everton are not going to win the FA cup. Simple.

Having a decent pitch will help. 2-2 last game on that pitch. Might help Milan also.

0-0 is fair. Both sides had chances and were wasteful.

True but he doesn't have to get out of his way either. He does actually under the rules. I think he's allowed to run towards the ball

True but he doesn't have to get out of his way either. Beglin disagrees, everyone should make way for the king.

Antonini channeling the spirit of Maldini tonight.

Haha, commentator. "I suppose... that's enough". Don't hide much.

Seedorf

Mesbah marking Puyol. Talk about brave.

Mesbah, Christ

Messi with the dummy spit.