Ishmael

Has this been posted about the Bolton-Spurs game? How soon is now?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

you know no-one else is watching your game, right? Clearly nwotogtt

Love Osman.

Premature Mong jump

GET IN

I've missed these tweets. What did he say?

Hatem Ben Arfa plays for us. Wow.

That's like saying ' Titanic had a successful journey, apart from the iceberg part'. Not at all. Semi-funny though.

Other than the goal incident, he was solid.

How many minutes per goal/assist?

Or 2 years earlier? When they finished bottom of their group...

Maybe he's referring to Benin's 2010 campaign? When they went out in the group stages...

Technically it did. Very funny regardless.

The Grauniad

It's natural (like).

OH IT GETS BETTER

Miles Starforth ‏ @milesstarforth Very loud cheering and music coming from the away dressing room. Such a contrast to last season's visit. Hugely significant win for #nufc.

Their success. Dalglish actually blamed their successful cup runs for the loss.

haar haar haar

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