Ishmael

....AAAAAY

HOWWW....

Basically Mike doesn't have a clue. Mike has been DISQUALIFIED.

Thigh strain. I read groin.

Retards.

No they were singing 'we hate bad backs'

His body language has been shocking all game too. Yes

Enrique sonned by Rafael

So Liverpool fans are booing Evra because he was racially abused? There is no other way to interpret it, is there? Liverpool fans are classy.

You stay classy Liverpool fans.

Look at all the hate Suarez is getting on #suarezmoments. Makes me sick. They’re the real racists, not Luis. — Haffiie, via Twitter

Excellent.

Meh. If Swansea want to overpay for him, let them.

They are DESPERATE for an improved bit. Let's make them sweat.

He clearly doesn't give a shit about his predictions. I'd hazard a guess that he spends 5 minutes telling the work experience kid a few scores, who then has to go away and make up some spiel to justify them.

Have you considered that Redknapp may have been informed of the commission issue by his accountant? And being financially literate, even at the most basic of levels, doesn't just mean being able to reel off profit details. That's just bragging. (I'm just playing the devils advocate here, I have no idea as to whether or not Redknapp has the mental capacity of a 5-year old fish)

OK, so I've strung this from sporadic twitter reading over the last few days: Evidence against Redknapp seems pretty solid: he opened the account in Monaco in person; it's in the name of his pet dog and the year of his birth; he kept it hidden for near on 10 years; and he is the only person with access to the account, one person and one signature... In defence Redknapp is playing the 'I know nothing/I'm retarded' card: he claims to have the reading age of an infant; is completely unorganised; and is "financially illiterate", requiring an accountant for all his financial dealings. Have I missed anything of real importance?

Not even Gooner fans are having as much 'fun' as you guys tbh. I'm having a fucking blast with this.

"Asooo Erotic" is all kinds of awesome.

And the press give Capello s*** for his grasp of English Some shocking evidence has been released that proves Harry can barely write: http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/spursteamsheet1.png

I posted that gif ages back and everyone missed it? Baffling.

http://cupwinkcook.net/trout/arry.gif giggs? http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9131/arry1.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/35s06v.jpg

Yep. His movement is completely unnatural. Definite intention to stamp/tread on Parker.

Not as bad as trying to stamp on an opponents head though.