Ishmael

Stoke definitely looking to let Sunderland score. What is this, Italian football?

Mon Stoke

Sunderland have one for the future!

Everyone missing my point about the applause being out by a minute. Shame on you all.

Why did Sunderland applaud in the 33rd minute?

Wise crowd

New manager bounce. Haha, this. Read somewhere that it is an actual statistically proven occurrence and not the standard football hear-say.

Stoke

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I'd start and make him captain.

:aww: I hope that this is the start of several classic boot reissues.

And who sits in the throne when Messi is injured?

Trying to win football games is actual genius level thinking.

So you've built yourselves into a one man team.

Which team do the bookies have as finishing 18th?

"Hi I'm Robbie Fowler and I'm so succesful cos I had a mahooosive footballers wage that I could use to chuck at various properties. Now come to my event to give me a bit of pocket money." I've precied the workshop

Luiz a cunt for the elbowing, mind.

Rafael kicking Luiz got Rafael sent-off.

What for? Laughing at the idiotic and petulant Rafael?

http://i.imgur.com/kK5IT9E.jpg

Luiz just pissing himself

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Rafael

£50m striker coming on so the chance of a goal has increased.

Van Persie needs to play until he has a full silver head of hair.

What passion?