Ishmael

I miss Capello.

Tom Cleverly, England regular. Boy, we are regressing.

ITV loving the moral high ground right now.

Injury is the only reason I can think of for leaving him out at this stage and selecting two goalkeepers to sit on the bench.

Basically the Welsh Neymar

Haha.

Well, he is.

Sounds like a good plan, but I have a better plan: don't get relegated in the first place. Me > that guy.

Very blinkered or extremely retarded.

Nah, we don't need the best goalkeeper in the squad by a considerable distance back.

It's like staring into a thin, well presented blank space.

Shame, I love it.

I see that the design team at adidas Real Madrid only had one working felt tip to colour in that strip.

The removal of Morgan from the public's attention would instantly upgrade the human development index score of every nation on the planet by 0.5 - basically alleviating global poverty in a single swoop. So yeah, he's a fucking grade A cunt that offers nothing but cheap, destructive humor.

The new Liverpool shirt is very budget Sunday league team.

He was mocking Ferdinand by using one of the first excuses for Ferdinand's withdrawal that was published in the press, which was that flying would aggravate Ferdinand's back problems. Don't let the uncertainty around the credibility of the utilized excuse get in the way, man.

Not financially, at least.

Good luck with that.

Tbf to Nile, he did complete a GNVQ in concise literature.

I thought Bony was valued higher than West Ham?

I'd imagine it's relatively straight forward to fit an open university course into your day as a footballer

Only 4 more careers to catch up with Shearer. A goal every 321 mins this season. 30 minute camoes will give 1 goal every 11 appearances. 20 minute cameos will give 1 goal every 17 appearances. 15 minute cameos will give 1 goal every 22 appearances. Yippey.

6 weeks, Struggling for the derby, purple monkey dishwasher is what I've heard.

When did that happen?

Ameobi has 35 league goals in that time :smug: