I get the feeling Shelvey was genuinely offended watching his inch perfect ball get absolutely fucking butchered into the net.
Shelvey cooked a perfect steak and Joselu put ketchup on it like a motherfucker.
Crumpy Gunt really is the most miserable bastard imagineable, like. Spending his evening watching a ressies game so he can whinge about it all night.
He's making me reconsider my attitude. Like Scrooge being shown the ghost of fandom future.
Perhaps because we are playing against a man-marking side with some big players we felt there wasn't the same advantage to be gained from swinging it directly in?
I know people say that but there's a lot to be said for first impressions. Not very often wrong in my opinion. Could see Merino was a player the first time he got hold of the ball for us. This guy was giving me opposite vibes from the off.
Might be overly negative but by the end of the season we'll be pissed off we spunked even £5 million on him IMO. A worse player than Mitrovic or Gayle.