ponsaelius

still doing the clapping on 17 minutes, FML

Cisse looking worse for wear after his holidays mind

Check your PMs stifler

Cracking pen

PM me a stream lads

Dunno why everybody's so horrible to Kaka, he's a harmless chap.

Genuinely stunned that anybody's arsed

He's like delivering the same propaganda, but laced with an air of naivety that he actually believes what he's saying, bless him

absolutely love players with questionable attitudes, the best kind of footballer IMO

This team would be awful. Neebody's arsed what you think

Far more reliable than UK equivalents

Cabaye struggled to dictate games when he was here and it continued at PSG; remember the stats when Tiote used to have twice as much possession of the ball per game. I used to just blame Pardew and the coaches for this but I think maybe his inability to dribble or turn out of situations was a hinderance. He's a fantastic striker of the ball which makes him a great moments player (think of some of his passes and goals for us) but the last 2 years has shown he maybe isn't dynamic enough for the top level. He probably suits rigid Pardew-style teams in hindsight.

1 year on contract

we need some defenders this is true

Krul Janmaat CB Dummett Haidara Wijnaldum Sissoko Cabella De Jong Aarons Perez holding midfielders are for cowards

You can just not register Shane fucking Ferguson et al you know.

disgusting how ambitious and forward thinking some clubs are compared to us

It'll be an honour to see him play for Everton

What is the point ffs

Couldn't get in PSG's team ahead of Motta, Matuidi and Verratti. Seems he was probably a bit overrated for us.

Gyan going to China on 250k a week. Man loves that dollar.

Great career move for him PSG turned out to be.

Juve spending 18 million on Simone Zaza, seems crazy money I've never been too impressed with him.

Alessandro Lucarelli doing a Di Livio with Parma and staying with them in Serie D http://forzaitalianfootball.com/2015/07/lucarelli-ive-died-with-parma-and-i-want-to-be-part-of-their-rebirth/