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Aye but you're off yer box

Terrified after how competent he looked on the right. He has an ace attitude, ready to be molded into Pardew's new defensive bitch.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 10m10 minutes ago Alan Pardew confirms Jak Alnwick will continue in goal against Arsenal next weekend with Rob Elliot now facing time on the sidelines.

He does that quite often.

Can't help but love the useless scamp.

PCHS represent

He was excellent today I thought.

I went to the Bournemouth and Blackburn games last time. Were decent.

Hodcroft is nearly as bad as Ashley

Jees Hartlepool are a disgrace these days

'No', then.

I don't find it bizarre at all, that sounds like Pardew trick and Bruce is cut from exactly the same cloth.

I'd play Jelliot Janmaat Dummett Colo Haidara Colback Abeid Sissoko Cabella Aarons (if he's back) Perez

'Rob'

Clearly some sort of dodgy scam that deal tbh

He's better than Shola Nope

Altidore is easily the worst striker ever to play in the Prem for an extended period of time.

Amazing goal for Zabaleta

It was abysmal goalkeeping from a joker 2 divisions above his station.

Aye, he just cost a goal. Must have missed that. He had no chance with the goal, from where I was. Well I was standing right behind it and the fat cunt watched it flight past his head. No chance

Phil Bird ‏@PhilBirdBFC 3h3 hours ago George Boyd revealed after the game he went to school with United keeper Rob Elliot in Kent. COLLUSION

I was actually laughing out loud at some of the stuff that was happening during the 2nd half of this game. It was honestly like watching the local 5 a side, all over the place. Taylor marching out of defence trying to get us going FFS. At least the second half was funny mind, the first half was practically unwatchable.

Just got back. Still fucking fuming with this useless cunt. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if he had Boyd FGS on the fat prick.

:lol:

Dani Alves was always inconsistent with his crossing but made up for it because of how high-intensity his game was. These days he just wanders about.