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It's almost like everything that happens under Pardew is an utter clusterfuck from start to finish

Please stop.

He's been on loan since 2009. Didn't realise he made 30 appearances for Stoke last season That's because he didn't.

I can't believe the Dad had the cheek to ring up 606 and have a whinge

Stupid little shits.

class, link?

Reckon i'd take just about any despotic oil nation with an abysmal human rights record at this point tbh, possibly only ISIS i'd draw the line at

Good stuff.

Kaka 3500 miles wide of the mark; not for the first time

I wonder if they lost to their local rivals 4 times on the bounce? Nah they beat them in the cup final to get into Europe. Mugs.

Yeah I didn't want to say or speculate but it's a possibility

That pathetic outfit that Marveaux joined are playing in and embracing European football, must be decent that. From winning a trophy as well - dafties don't know the trouble all that nonsense can get you into.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2884045/Clarke-Carlisle-fighting-life-hospital-hit-lorry-A64.html Bloody hell Hope he pulls through

Quality place to live mind, beats the shite out of Hull

Karl-Heinz Rummenonce

After last year I've decided to never ever go again, it's only downhill from there and I hate the place.

It's a misguided sense of loyalty to an institution that no longer exists. The club, as it stands now, is a broken shell of what it used to be and that won't change in a hurry either. The dopey wankers still routinely ploughing cash into it are as much of a problem as Pardew and Ashley. They're being milked and they don't even realise it. Too loyal, too easily manipulated and too fucking thick to see it. The stadium is full every week. QPR at home - 52,000, Leicester at home - 52,000. After we came up from the Championship, we were getting regular 42-43,000 crowds yet we know that big swathes of the crowd, including you and I, have jacked it in. I don't understand why people are so desperate to keep going and I particularly don't understand who the people are that have not only filled the seats vacated by others but also taken crowds up in huge numbers. Aye I was looking at our crowds in our first season back up and then 11/12 recently. We had low 40,000s quite regularly, which took me by surprise. I really don't know where the jump has come from to be back consistently at 52k

They were all half chances and long range shots; the inevitable bastard children of Pardew's shitty disjointed shiteball

Free header from Alnwick's flap Fletcher off the bar Free header from cross Johnson wide when in on goal Gomez miss The goal Larsson miss That's just off the top of my head 7 clear cut chances. We had long range shots and that was it.

The Ted Bates one is always fucking hilarious. Particularly love the description on wiki

It's almost like his last two managers have been Louis van Gaal and Ronald Koeman

There's a really strange phenomenon in that the same people who obsess about the derby and seem to think it defines our entire season (the type who'd rather win today than go to Wembley or qualify for Europe) are also the people who are constantly defending Pardew. Which is fucking mental when you consider it really.

Might have done for a couple of weeks until we put a run of soul destroying (to me at least) 1-0 wins together over the likes of QPR and Leicester.

Comfortably, and its not even close, our best player today. Deserves absolute credit for both his ability and his work ethic.

Bossed by their midfield and totally vanished for long stretches of the game. Becoming a bit mental how many people ignore his inability to impose himself on the opposition, our possession statistics this season are shite largely because we've gone from having a top class CM to having a player who wins his plaudits when he's chasing after others. Wullie was spot on describing him as an underdog player. Tiote was fucking abysmal as well by the way. The pair of them were a joke, I expect a lack of creativity but I don't expect them to be so poor as to not even give us a foothold in the game.