Frazzle

More glamourous as well.

Not being funny but Bruce should be at the docs first thing monday morning, a face should not be that colour.

Paracetemol back in the cabinet

Anderson: Cattermole is an idiot

Pardew waiting for the 'Chris Hughton substitution window'

suck on that haterz

Right foot. Right foot. Right foot. Right foot. Turns on the right foot. Right foot. People have sussed him out on the ball like. Sussed him out? He's having a bad game ffs that's all. Happened plenty of times in plenty of games, people close him down on the right side, as he never uses his left foot to dribble. Well you'd think he would've been 'sussed out' early than a friggin year wouldn't you? He was our best player last season probably ffs and hasn't started this season well that's all. How many players use their weaker foot to dribble? Not many.

Right foot. Right foot. Right foot. Right foot. Turns on the right foot. Right foot. People have sussed him out on the ball like. Sussed him out? He's having a bad game ffs that's all.

I see, you really don't know anything about football. Whether Arsenal and Spurs sign the 'right players' or not doesn't matter, we've signed the right players for us and that's the important thing. How would you know who was or wasn't the right manager for any club? Who do you think you are, Mystic Meg? Dalglish has never failed to deliver at Liverpool and he spent 13 years here before this second stint. I think I'll judge him on that rather than some nobody who doesn't know his arse from his elbow. If it's you who considered them s*** then I'd say it's 47 million well spent. I'm not Mystic Meg nor would I want to be because she's just some daft bint who writes for the paper who you should have been boycotting if you knew any better. If you think I don't know about your manager you're very much wrong as I saw first hand what he did to our club when he was manager here. He didn't do much better when he fled to Celtic with John Barnes as his sidekick either. Your American owners seem to be as clueless about football as Ashley and co. Enjoy the experiment. As I said, you don't have a clue. Last time I saw anything to do with MM was in the early days of the lottery, and boycotting something I've never read in my life is easy. 4 League titles and two FA Cups says you haven't a clue about Dalglish as a manager, tell me which one of your previous managers was as good as that. Our Amreican owners are the first to admit they don't know about football but they want to learn and have put all the right people there to teach them. Well if you're looking at his honours across his whole managerial career here rather than just at Liverpool then Robson was.

One of those pics with Shola, Tiote and Taylor looks mental

People will line the streets when he signs, people will be cheering, horns will be blazing, there's be tutankhamen.

Going to be in the playing staff or catering?

He said 'that's without really thinking', Tiote's easily good enough to be in that team, he's not saying he's the best central midfielder we've had ffs

Slagging off/hating your own players if nothing new. There's plenty on here already and plenty that do it at the ground.

I was just proposing a hypothetical situation. How much do you think Tiote will go for when he leaves?

Do you reckon Tiote will leave this summer? If a sizable bid comes in then yes. Same goes for Colo and neither will still be here in twelve months time. Why haven't we sold them yet though? If Tiote was available for around £6m clubs would be all over it.

A £200m promotion campaign? I wouldn't deny he's using his power to get all he can and being a bit of dick about it but I'm not sure that's his primary motivation. How much does the club owe him? Is that rhetorical? Because I assume you have the figures at hand.

A £200m promotion campaign? I wouldn't deny he's using his power to get all he can and being a bit of dick about it but I'm not sure that's his primary motivation.

Cabaye, Marveaux, Tiote and Ben Arfa have the potential to be sold for a lot more than what we paid for them.... Well if he keeps pocketing the money and doesn't reinvest it, the quicker he f***s off. Why would he want to f*** off when he's making money? He's got a taste for blood this summer.... If he was that desperate to make money he'd probably put £200m somewhere else other than a football club. There's an argument to be made that he's recouping the money he's lost but if that is the case, I can't see him staying long beyond that.

Cabaye, Marveaux, Tiote and Ben Arfa have the potential to be sold for a lot more than what we paid for them.... Well if he keeps pocketing the money and doesn't reinvest it, the quicker he fucks off.

Do you reckon Tiote will leave this summer?

For the sake of argument/devils' advocate: If Ashley simply wanted 17th place every season would we be going for the likes of Cabaye and Marveaux. We could've hoovered up the likes of Larsson and Reo Coker to replace the outgoings are even held on to the likes of Routledge instead (although obviously it could been argued those players could take us down) but we've gone for a player he was wanted by Liverpool (I doubt he's taken £30k less a week here so he must be on decent wedge) and a double-winning French international He's obviously doing things on the cheap for sure but if he does want to sell the club surely he'll be in a better position to do so if we're higher up the table. Bigger and more successful clubs go for more money.