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Massive win and a new jacket off mike.

Swansea look in big trouble now cant see Curtis keeping them up,A Sunderland win was a good result for us today.

The Recede to be feared.

Another game we never turned up for. Come on Mclaren do us all a favor and don't turn up for training on Monday. You where found at at derby, and you are absolutely out of your depth in the premier league.

Steve McClaren Odds on to go next, Come on Shteeve fuck off and do us all a favour.

So as McClaren is on the board, does he have to call a meeting in order to sack himself.

For Fuc" sake bring back pardew.

Bring back carver

McClaren failed to qualify with one of our best national squads in years, and has been sacked from 3 out of his last 4 club jobs? He's a terrible manager - Massive downgrade on Pardew.

McClaren out there I have said it and many will follow.

Might as well sell back abroad he is a marked man now and will never grow up. Just a liability.

Newcastle are reportedly lining up a transfer bid for Monaco defender Aymen Abdennour. The Tunisia international has established himself as one of most dependable defenders in Ligue 1 with successful spells at Monaco and Toulouse. His future at the French outfit remains uncertain, however, after his agent allegedly said he was looking for a move this summer. Several clubs – including West Ham, Aston Villa and Barcelona – are said to be tracking the 26-year-old, and Goal report that Newcastle have joined the race to sign him. Steve McClaren has overseen a productive summer spree at St James’ Park but remains keen to add to his squad and could be set to fork out £15million on highly-rated centre-back Abdennour. Read more: h**p://metro.co.uk/2015/08/17/newcastle-lining-up-transfer-offer-for-monaco-defender-aymen-abdennour-5347567/#ixzz3jC5SSisl

Things not looking good at sunderland . Dick Advocaat will resign as Sunderland head coach if the club do not bring in some new faces before the end of the window - according to reports. Advocaat agreed to stay on for an extra year after guiding the club to safety in the final nine games of last season, on the understanding that they would spend big this summer and bring in better quality players. However, the Black Cats’ only big summer signing has been Jeremain Lens, who arrived for a fee in the region of £8million, while the club also sold Connor Wickham to Crystal Palace. It has left the squad still desperately lacking in the quality that the Dutch head coach wants, and as such they have endured a dismal start to the Premier League campaign - losing 4-2 to Leicester and then 3-1 to Norwich. The Guardian and Talk Sport are both reporting today that they believe Advocaat will walk if signings are not made, while the Sun claim that there is no money left for the club to spend. After the defeat to Norwich on Saturday, Advocaat said: “We have to find a solution one way or the other and do what is best for the club, but I cannot go on this way.” The report in the Sun today claims that Black Cats officials have been telling agents and players that they no longer have any money to spend in this transfer window. That could mean more players have to leave if any more are to come in, but Sunderland have struggled to find any interest in the players they wish to sell. The Sun report that Brighton are looking at Danny Graham, though they are thought to only want a loan. Despite reports of no funds though, the Metro continue to link Sunderland with Nantes centre-half Papy Djilobodji. As reported yesterday, the Senegal international could go for around £5m as he enters the final year of his contract in France, and is said to be interested in a move to the Premier League. The report in the Metro claims Dick Advocaat’s side are willing to fight off interest from Arsenal to land the defender.

You can see why spurs fans where pleased to see the back of Kaboul his defending was on par with titus bramble. 3 mill lol.

Deserves it all. Has had it coming for a long time. Could not have happened to a nicer bloke. Yep just wasted what talent he had, cant see another club having a punt on him.

Penniless footballer Nile Ranger goes to war with Blackpool to get out of £150-a-week contract The rebel claims to have been left skint after his basic £150-a-week wage and a £33-a-minute playing bonus was reduced following the Tangerines' relegation Nile Ranger is at war with Blackpool to get out of his low-paid contract after an astonishing series of snubs which have left him broke. The striker, 24, finally returned to training this week only to be immediately bombed out by new boss Neil McDonald. Ranger was then also thrown out of the club's hotel despite Blackpool originally promising him a week's free accommodation. Blackpool have made it clear they want rid despite taking up an option this summer to extend his contract after Ranger went AWOL last November. But Ranger claims to have been left virtually penniless after his basic £150-a-week wage and a £33-a-minute playing bonus was reduced after relegation The striker has also recently been mourning the death of two pals, including musician Lukey Maxwell, in London in separate stabbing incidents. Ranger even had to ask League One Blackpool for an advance just to pay his petrol money to drive back to the club from the capital this week. But his request was denied and despite their actions, Blackpool still retain his registration as they hold out for a fee for him. It the latest row at the Bloomfield Road club where chairman Karl Oyston is serving a six-week FA ban for misconduct. Ranger was determined to make a go of it at Blackpool this term after fitness training with fellow striker Carlton Cole and other athletes. A source told MirrorSport: “Blackpool took up the option to extend his contract for a year which they didn't have to do. “Now they have told him he will not play for them again and to find another club. “The manager has told him to go home as he will not be in his plans this season.” Ranger agreed a cheap deal with Blackpool last term in a bid to play again after being sacked by Swindon.

https://twitter.com/BenArmy_6/status/626738121900716032/photo/1 Imminent Newcastle United signing Chancel Mbemba has been photographed outside the club’s training ground in pictures credited to @BenArmy_6. The images of the 20-year-old were posted on Twitter and suggest it will only be a matter of time before a formal announcement is made. As things stand, Mbemba will have to wait for his deal to be ratified, with the FA meeting to discuss his work permit application. There are unlikely to be any issues, and if Mbemba arrives as expected he will join his former Anderlecht teammate Aleksandar Mitrovic at St James’ Park. The Congo international may be young but he has already racked up 76 appearances for Anderlecht having initially come through their youth ranks. He is also a handy goal-scorer and that additional threat from set-pieces could be an effective weapon for Newcastle boss Steve McClaren. With two players in the bag and another soon to follow, Newcastle look set for a fine season that will put to bed the disappointment of the previous campaign.

An article in the guardian on Aleksandar Mitrovic. Interesting reading. The encouraging statistic for Newcastle United fans is that their new signing Aleksandar Mitrovic scored 36 goals in his two seasons at Anderlecht. The worrying statistic is during that time he picked up two red cards and 13 yellows. He is big, explosive and talented but there is a streak of wildness. Perhaps it is only natural, given he is 20, but there are times when he can seem rather younger than that. If Mitrovic on the pitch is tough, passionate, committed and no stranger to controversy, off it he often seems as though he is on some sort of standby setting. He walks and talks slowly, and spends most of his time outside football with his family, his girlfriend, Kristina, or watching television. His regular changes of outlandish haircut – “life’s boring enough without always having the same hair,” he says – should not be taken as an indication he is some kind of peacock or playboy. The comparison to Mario Balotelli was made early in his career but it is one Mitrovic rejects. “Balotelli is not my role model,” he said. “I like him as a player very much and he is very talented. He could have been at the very top but my style does not have anything with him.” His models, rather, are Didier Drogba and, more recently, Diego Costa. “He runs, scores, defends, is passionate and is a team player,” Mitrovic said of the Spain international. “I want to be like that.” Effort certainly is not an issue. Mitrovic’s fitness coach, Andreja Milutinovic, who worked last season with Internazionale, describes him as one of the most professional players he has worked with, saying Mitrovic has never been late for training and has his own programme he follows outside of team practices. The Serbian journalist Aleksandar Stojanovic once joined him in training at Partizan and was struck by his silent concentration lifting weights and then in hill sprints in Kosutnjak forest in Belgrade. Despite that, there was a time when Mitrovic was accused of being overweight; the result, it turned out, of his mother’s cooking. More recently, he reportedly returned to Anderlecht from international duty apparently the worse for wear from, it was said, having stuffed himself with pizza. He has switched to natural shakes, introduced more fish to his diet and tries not to eat too late at night to keep his body fat down. The fact is, though, as he himself acknowledges, he likes to eat and, for all his efforts in the gym, he seems to be somebody who puts on weight easily. Eating aside, however, there is a single-mindedness about Mitrovic, a will to win perhaps best seen at the European Under-19 Championship in 2013 when Serbiabeat France in the final and he was named player of the tournament. “He is dedicated to the team,” said the then coach, Ljubinko Drulovic. “Did you see him in the final coming back to our penalty box when France were attacking – not a set piece but during open play? He is a team player. He likes to win. He even criticised some players for not doing their duties in defence, saying to one: ‘If you don’t follow your full-back again I’ll come and beat you up, understand?’” Alongside that there is a recklessness, a thoughtlessness, a hot-headedness that can get him into trouble. Mitrovic scored against Borussia Dortmund last December and celebrated by sticking his tongue between index and middle fingers, a gesture that was widely condemned for being sexually suggestive. “It’s personal,” he said. “I don’t want to talk about it but it’s not what they think. They should have asked me about it and now, as they did not, and they have accused me, I don’t want to speak about it.” It has been suggested that what he was actually miming was cutting the tongues of his critics. Not there have been too many of them. Belgian journalists seem to have regarded him with affection, as a big likable kid who occasionally does something a bit daft. In another Champions League game, against Paris Saint-Germain the previous season, Mitrovic and the midfielder Luka Milivojevic clashed with Zlatan Ibrahimovic. “He swore at us in Serbian,” Mitrovic said. “What did he think we were going to do? Back off?”

This is going to drag on for a few weeks yet due to his 4 birthdays.even the queen only has two.

Chancel Mbemba is set to be presented as a new Newcastle United player soon and the details of his lucrative contract which the English club have begun to leak out. The 20-year-old ., whose first contract at Anderlecht saw him earn €72,000 gross per year, the minimum contract allowed for a non-EU player in Belgium, is poised to net a huge sum by the time he completes his contract at St. James' Park. According to Belgian daily Nieuwsblad, Mbemba is set to quadruple his current €500,000 per year salary at Anderlecht when he moves to England. The defender will earn just over €2m per year at Newcastle. While the sum is €400,000 less than the amount his former Anderlecht team-mate Aleksandar Mitrovic is earning at the same club, it is still a large pay rise for Mbemba. Should he remain at Newcastle until the end of his contract in 2020, he will have netted over €10m in wages from the Magpies. For Mbemba the move marks a turnaround as when he arrived in Belgium with his family in 2011, arriving from Congo, he barely had enough money to buy food. The 20-year-old has taken rapid strides forward since he joined Anderlecht and helped the club win the Belgian Pro League in the 2013/14 campaign. A Congo international, now Mbemba is embarking upon the next stage in his career in England, where riches await.

yeah taken with a texet calculator

Chancel Mbemba arrived in Newcastle this afternoon. Here he is leaving his private jet. See footage https://twitter.com/SkySports_Keith/status/624236115197853696/photo/1

Doubt about Chancel Mbemba age I don't know why we haven't arranged a bone test, using the ossification test, this would show his age within two to three years.

So when does this medical end.

Mitrovic – Newcastle medical update Aleksandar Mitrovic is currently undergoing his medical for Newcastle United. Sky Sports’ north east man Keith Downie has also confirmed that they understand the signing is expected to be announced by Tuesday at the very latest. The striker scored 26 goals (all competitions) last season for Anderlecht and flew into Newcastle Airport on Sunday afternoon. The 20 year old striker is widely reported to be due to be joined at St James Park by teammate Chancel Mbemba very shortly. In advance of Mitrovic flying into Tyneside, details of the deal struck between Newcastle United and Anderlecht & the striker, were reported in the Belgian media. Het Nieuwsblad said that the following contract details had been offered by Newcastle United: Anderlecht will receive 16.5m euros (£11.5m) plus bonuses if Mitrovic reaches certain landmarks. Of that 16.5m euros, Partizan Belgrade will receive 2.3m euros (£1.6m), which is their 20% sell-on clause agreed when Anderlecht paid them 5m euros for the striker. Anderlecht will also receive 5% of any subsequent sale of Mitrovic by Newcastle. - See more at: http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/07/mitrovic-newcastle-medical-update/#sthash.M597MWfs.dpuf