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No he won't, so why are you saying it?

Bit shite how we've made 2 subs already, would like to see Crouch and Joe Cole on in the next ten minutes.

Shame like, aye.

Christ.

Surrounded by dross. We were canny for 35 minutes.

Rooney's actually done very little come to think of it.

Ah, Jesus. What is it with English goalkeepers?

Terry plays on the left for Chelsea, he said King was happier then he was to move to the right. Plus Cole and Terry play alongside each other for their club, makes sense.

Eh, that is an absolutely bizarre sub if there is no injury.

We're opening them up a bit now.

Completely agree.

They're on about HD though, aren't they? Had no bother in Surrey on SD.

Lennon should have went for it himself there.

Did the screen just go black or whatever?

Tim Howard's Tourettes is back with a vengeance.

Get in!

"Because this might be the only match some of you watch this year, England are in the white". What the fuck are you even on about Tyldsley you mong.

He said David Batty would score in that shootout as well like. Although that was obviously dead funny, he was put on the spot - he wasn't going to say "nah", was he? Yeah I know, I'm sure whoever it was who asked him has since said it's one of their biggest regrets as a commentator.

He said David Batty would score in that shootout as well like. Although that was obviously dead funny, he was put on the spot - he wasn't going to say "nah", was he?

Keegan says 4-1, gonna whack a bet on 4-1.

Clint Dempsey wears eye-liner, fact.

Ah, you're fucking kidding. He'll have been practising his lines for weeks.

A few England win scorecasts: Lampard, 1-0: 30/1 Rooney, 3-1: 33/1 Gerrard, 2-0: 40/1 Johnson, 3-1: 175/1 Donovan, 2-1: 110/1

No worries. I'm expecting Baba to be quite philosophical about the loss if it stays this way though. Can we have Baba's verdict courtesy of you please, Mike?

More action in 5 minutes than the whole France match. Oh, goal!