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Oh dear.

That's the point though, isn't it? He was completely under the radar until a year or two prior to that.

First time Switzerland have made me feel anything, the feeling being "the Swiss are fucking cunts". You cost me a hundred and thirty quid you fucking Swiss flaps.

She fit? Too old for you I think, she's at least 18 and she's got ID and everything. Soz.

Brazil-Portugal draw, Ivory Coast -1, Spain, Switzerland - 12.5/1.

Slovakia, because I've got them in the sweepstake. Also, this lass at work is Slovakian and she was genuinely delighted today - she never expected them to get through for a second.

Reads like a Karl Pilkington poem, that does.

This makes it even funnier tbf.

Big Sam: I could read this shite all day.

Agree. http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2009/04/newcastle_0910-home1.jpg Not a lot wrong with that.

Soz. Muppet. I don't get how on Earth you could like him, if you do indeed actually like him. He's an absolute dickhead.

Lawrenson is being a right bellend tonight, even by his high standards.

I like it.

He's been everywhere. Full Nelsen.

Felt like quoting this for some reason...

HT draw / FT Italy in-play on about 35 mins, plus Brazil: 2/1-ish.

Steven Gerrard does not dive you cheeky American scamp.

I think you have to fiddle with the points system a bit, no doubt about it. If you did something like 5 points for a win, 2 for a draw, 1 for a goal then it might do the trick. I get the feeling you'd have to test it for a season somewhere to ascertain what the actual effect would be. Using a system like that would mean you'd get more points for a 4-3 loss than a 0-0 draw, which doesn't really sit well but I can't think of anything other than giving points for goals. Unless you award a UEFA cup spot based on positive play or something, but it seems a bit naff.

That would be horrible.

It's always lose/lose, the media are almost the entire problem with the England football team. The players play like they've got the weight of the world on their shoulders.

Agree. The only way I could see it working is if they put the player's number to the right, but I don't even know whether you can do that in the Premier League or what.

Alan Carr and Rubberface Kaye on James Corden - I think I'm gonna hurl.

I would have Carroll all day over Heskey Looks like you've picked them names out of a hat tbh. TBH not a lot of thought has gone into the subs, but i think the starting XI would has the potential to be exciting Righteo then, ignoring your subs: You've inexplicably sacked off Ferdinand, Lampard, Defoe and Carrick, which gives the indication that this is the work of a madman. Wilshire is first choice centre mid when he hasn't proven himself at Arsenal yet by a long shot. Dawson's first choice centre half. Adam Johnson's barely had a kick for England yet and he's first choice. Other than that, it's... erm... pretty much as it is at the minute then. Apart from Hart, who could end up being as big a disaster as the rest of them. I'm a fan of Adam Johnson and Joe Hart for the record.