Interpolic

Great finish but is Howard at fault again there?

Was that Timothy Spall crying on the touchline?

Let's hope the Americans can get a three-pointer and put this thing to bed.

If David Blaine ever gets AIDS he can take heart from a vanity point of view. Because he'll look exactly like Clint Dempsey and he looks OK. http://www.firstscience.com/SITE/IMAGES/editor/27/blaines.jpghttp://www.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/worldcup2010/players/xl/207851.png (Pre-AIDS / Post AIDS)

Bloody hell, she really is as well.

Tim Howard's wife's mate is fit as a fiddle.

Ghana haven't been bad at all actually.

He's got talent, he's just fucking stupid. Racist.

Alan Oliver's the new Pope.

Aye I'd let him stick a cigar up me cunt like.

Bill Clinton has such a friendly face.

Oh dear.

That's the point though, isn't it? He was completely under the radar until a year or two prior to that.

First time Switzerland have made me feel anything, the feeling being "the Swiss are fucking cunts". You cost me a hundred and thirty quid you fucking Swiss flaps.

She fit? Too old for you I think, she's at least 18 and she's got ID and everything. Soz.

Brazil-Portugal draw, Ivory Coast -1, Spain, Switzerland - 12.5/1.

Slovakia, because I've got them in the sweepstake. Also, this lass at work is Slovakian and she was genuinely delighted today - she never expected them to get through for a second.

Reads like a Karl Pilkington poem, that does.

This makes it even funnier tbf.

Big Sam: I could read this shite all day.

Agree. http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2009/04/newcastle_0910-home1.jpg Not a lot wrong with that.

Soz. Muppet. I don't get how on Earth you could like him, if you do indeed actually like him. He's an absolute dickhead.

Lawrenson is being a right bellend tonight, even by his high standards.

I like it.

He's been everywhere. Full Nelsen.