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They've clearly spent weeks coming up with something that is vaguely believable when coupled with Ashley's "oim just a normal flawed bloke" routine. Not surprising if it's swallowed by those only keeping one eye on the situation, but utterly depressing that there are actual fans of the club that stlll haven't realised the only consistent behaviours with this bloke are deceit, greed and self interest. Any excuse not to make a difficult decision.

Unfortunately I think mike is right on this one. Hahahahaha Anybody taking what Ashley says at face value is completely mental like, if they've been paying any attention whatsoever.

The bit about Ashley funding half of the Joelinton fee out of his own pocket, I'm guessing that still stands and if/when it is shown not to be the case in the accounts than Martin Fat Cunt Samuel will be absolutely desperate to grill him for answers on why not.

Just read through all of that It's actually quite concerning how easy he finds it to continually lie through his fucking teeth. He's a sociopath.

Love Tin Tin me like

someone get iz a Guylian

How very apt given how incredibly fucking cryptic it is where our currency goes year after year.

Anybody who didn't cancel 3 weeks ago like he did is the scum of the earth man, keep up.

Similarly "give him a chance" as he hasn't managed to fuck it up here yet, ignoring his shit record at other clubs which is the only info we have

Yep, this. We're back to a bloke telling us black is white for his own benefit.

Can't be coincidence that there's only really been widespread criticism / mockery of our transfer record not being broken under Ashley for around the last twelves months I'd say, then it gets broken twice in the space of six months.

Fucking hell, what a meathead.

It'll be the spitting image of the house Del Boy moved into after becoming a millionaire.

Was 100% true iirc

Fantastically put. Thanks mate, I just really thought Shaka was spot on.

https://www.espn.co.uk/video/clip?id=3901485 Spot on, Shaka.

Didn't we write off this s*** c***'s wages already?

Oh no, our kitty will be desecrated

We're the only club who get managers when they're on the way down the leagues. 4 times now we've plucked managers from obscurity or impending obscurity, and another couple of times we just made the assistant manager boss. Not even a pretence of wanting to compete.

Fuck off, you fat useless wanker

Dunk's another one we were after when nobody knew who he was, who has ended up being worth a fortune then. Probs quibbled over £250k or so.

and he works on his own so he has nobody to help, poor fucka will probably have a heart attack like JK Be interesting to see how many other clubs out of the professional 92 only have 1 senior executive and no board members and how many have that senior executive who was an ex ticket office clerk or secretary I looked at other clubs in the Premier League to see what type of people they have running the club. Compared to Newcastle the likes of Everton and Leicester have an army of people behind the scenes running the club. They have many directors, executives and heads of departments in control of things from finance to communication. Is it any wonder Newcastle are so slow to do anything when they only have Charnley in charge who can't even do anything unless Ashley approves it. Begs the question even further, where the fuck does the money all go? We're not exceptional payers for our level, have skeletal staff in most areas, spend nothing on transfers, the academy and training facilties are primitive - everything is done on a shoestring. Yet we're living in the age of ridiculous TV money, us having one of the top 20 revenues in Europe, and season after season goes by without us either spending any significant money on anything or reporting profits at a level that really raise any eyebrows. It's dodgy as fuck.

Illustrating perfectly that he hasn't got the first fucking clue about NUFC. There's nothing positive to say about the club at the moment and anyone saying owt positive is either an absolute tit, has an ulterior motive, or both.

niche ref m8