Interpolic

You really shouldn't have taken the time to paint that picture. ... and breathe Just can't abide all these s*** new posters turning up on here and carrying on like they're ahead of the curve when the vast majority of posters have had the situation sussed for about 10 years.

I'm not a season ticket holder as I live in London but if I was I'd have sacked it off long ago. It's been painfully obvious for a number of years that we are actively stagnating as a football club. We've had the treatment of Keegan/Shearer, the sacking of Hughton, the stadium renaming, Joe Kinnear twice, sales of key players, continuous failure/refusal to replace those key players, being tight about anything and everything to the detriment of the club, the Sports Direct signs everywhere, the 2 relegations, Alan Pardew, John Carver, Steve Mcclaren, qualifying for Europe once in the last 12 years, the dismal Cup record, I could go on and on and on here. ^ So he's sat through all of that, handing over £500 or whatever to Mike Ashley every season when he knows what's happening and plenty around him have been saying you shouldn't support this anymore as it's to the detriment of the club. He chose to stick around, fair enough. He's packed it in now, fair enough. To then have the temerity to make multiple posts calling people "twats", "scum of the earth", "complicit", "socialites with no real interest in the progression of NUFC as a club", "spineless" etc over multiple boring posts, because they haven't yet packed it in like he did 5 minutes ago, is not only completely fucking laughable but it shows a chronic lack of self awareness and a total lack of humility when he's been funding this shit all this time himself So pity me all you like, dafty - I'll manage

Yeah, usually am. Good spot

He was definitely a Targett at some stage. Yes that's Interpolic quoting joeyt, not the other way around.

Tbh I have no problem with how anyone regards NUFC these days - whether they still want us to win, actively want us to lose (I was the same when I thought it might lead to Pardew's demise), or if they're almost totally fucking ambivalent which is about where I'm getting to. I'll probs stick the games on in the background and vaguely want to see us win matches but not be that arsed either way. I was pretty much at that stage for a lot of games last season, Rafa or no Rafa. What I do have an issue with is anyone who is settled on one of the above and therefore has a pop at anyone who isn't with them in their stance. Everyone is different man, it's completely and utterly tedious to grill people about whether they'll watch the matches in the house/pub next season and how they'll react to wins/losses/goals etc. Mind your own fucking business ffs, and get on with whatever it is you're doing.

Telling it like it is, end of

Re-gens

Selling our best youngster after less than 6 months of good PL form, sounds familiar. Cashing in on Longstaff when we've barely seen him is a lovely soul-sucking gesture that shows how pointless it all is so that fat vindictive cunt will be all over it I'm sure. There's just absolutely nothing to get behind or be excited about anymore and it's been that way at NUFC for a long, long time.

Hang on. You've continued to go to the match for the TWELVE YEARS that Ashley has owned the club, yet anybody who doesn't pack it in now (i.e. at the exact same time as you have) is being called spineless and various other shit over multiple posts Man, that's absolutely fucking hilarious

He's made me completely detest a county I was previously fairly ambivalent about

No, he's just a complete penis. Easy mistake.

Bit late here but fuck it, I can never help myself with this one 4 great years = spending more time in prison / injured than actually playing 4 great years = spending all but 5 months of the time you were playing being absolutely bang average at best 4 great years = street fights and various other incidents that shamed the club Such a disingenuous prick, that bloke. Talks a good game though.

Newcastle fans wouldn't even know what a Benitez was if it wasn't for our insightful owner

Please find another forum to post on. This is dire.

Heard Midhat gets monged on pills and insists his mates call him Hihat, don't shoot the messenger - just passing on what I've been told.

Nah, Barnes is the one handling the "takeover" - a man who presumably lives with someone that actually lets him leave the house with this haircut: It's him and his mar, hads on while I find the pic I saw of them, oh here it is:

Was on Sky earlier that only 3 of the 20-odd players he bought cost over £10m. In 2019, with these prices. Ant and Dec are spot-on ( )

Can't see it mentioned yet but this in the club statement pissed me off: "We would like to thank Rafa and his coaching team for their efforts over the last three years and their significant contribution to what has been collectively achieved." More "Please give us credit for doing the absolute bare imaginable minimum" bullshit from the club. Our (modest) achievements over the last few years have been despite the club, not because of it. No collective about it. Fuck off.

Toon top in the Nigeria end! Edit - OK perhaps just a Toon top, less exciting

There's not a hope in hell Malted Milk's getting you 20 goals a season.

Lotus Biscoff's win my personal bisc-off.

Reckon he's simply given up asking for improvements to the training ground / youth development etc?

Off topic, just listened to Purple Patch its very good Aww thanks! That's very kind

When Kaka's calling you a fanny, you are many times worse than a fanny.