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Cheers neesy, edited

Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure 07/08 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 2 08/09 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 1 09/10 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 2 10/11 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 2 11/12 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 3 12/13 League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 0 13/14 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 2 14/15 League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 3 15/16 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 1 16/17 League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 4 17/18 League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 1 Summary Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions) Average - 1.9 progressions per season High - 4 progressions (16/17) Low - 0 progressions (12/13) Also Notable - 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4 - The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

Can't believe we haven't won at home in the league since Palace on the 21st of fucking October. Need to turn that around or we're going down. Not convinced we will either, if a team turns up at our place and puts defence first we have no answer to it.

The video been posted of the bloke sliding down the bannister in the Newcastle end? That's all I have to say about the match btw

Sorry Jill, I'd have told you I was attending this game if I'd have realised you were thinking of doing this. Can't refund you though, it's a slippery slope. I won a bet on a horse yesterday so the world is clearly upside down. Fair enough. I'm now hopeful

Sorry Jill, I'd have told you I was attending this game if I'd have realised you were thinking of doing this. Can't refund you though, it's a slippery slope.

Actually excellent.

Yeah I don't think the whole ball was out there, or you couldn't say so with any certainty anyway.

More like Luke Charnley comes in with some brochures trying to convince Benitez to downsize his ideas of signing Jorgensen and convince him to use Mitrovic more. "I'll just talk over you...I'm not playing bloody Mitro, I'm not playing bloody Mitro. I'm not playing bloody Mitro". lovely stuff

What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive.

Totally agree. They'll never be able to have VAR across the board in the FA Cup either.

Fuck off Vardew

VAR MOTM

Spoiler tags ffs

Yeah, stop being bellends.

Yeah, lock threads pls. Lock the fucking forum.

You would imagine you'll start getting lots of players in this situation, with no foreign clubs willing to pay the daft fees that English clubs will want in order to get all or some of their money back.

Reminds me of when I used to work on the tills in Co-op in 6th form and countless owld biddies would go "oh, you want paid for this stuff as well?" or similar Yes, please pay for the items you would like to buy

We didn't start looking until the 21st this time tbf.

6.8% actually. He has played 3 836 minutes for us and has been banned for 10 matches (900 minutes) I think. So out of a possible total of 4 736 minutes he's been banned for 19%. This is very questionable maths

As usual, if it's not a "bargain" we're not interested.

Had the pleasure of meeting the Newcastle United number 15 shirt at a charity do once. It was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

Howay basically means "come on" and that works in pretty much all contexts, not sure why anybody is prattling on like it means anything else