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Durham looks like the original nonce on which all other nonces were based. Fucking protononce basically.

Wew wtf, at 35 years old. Never realised he was an alchie either, fair play to him for going public with that.

Ashley isn't even pretending to have a plan anymore.

Guess who loans again.

Arguments in here already

Que?

Mangala is a bizarre rumour. At least 3 positions we desperately need to strengthen ahead of centre half.

Those saying he could/should walk, he sounds happy enough in this interview tbh and willing to wait for more money (see the bit I've highlighted in bold). Whether he expected that to be happening by January or the summer is debatable but I was surprised by how positive he came across in this interview compared to press conferences etc where he's trying to pressure the board.

The takeover "news" was quite clearly deliberately delayed as well. To help this no-spending bollocks along for another window. Rafa said as much when he said he'd known for weeks. There was absolutely zero talk of transfers before then.

Can't see owt else, but here it is in reverse with a sound effect. EDIT: [emoji38] [emoji38] Cheers https://twitter.com/AwayDaysVideos/status/957677395997347840

FYP Cheers, edited. Half asleep, sorry.

Can't see owt else, but here it is in reverse with a sound effect. EDIT: [emoji38] [emoji38] Cheers

Cheers neesy, edited

Domestic Cup Record Under Ashley Tenure 07/08 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 2 08/09 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 1 09/10 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 2 10/11 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 2 11/12 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 3 12/13 League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 0 13/14 League Cup - Progressed 2 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 2 14/15 League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 3 15/16 League Cup - Progressed 1 Round FA Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds Total Round Progressions - 1 16/17 League Cup - Progressed 3 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 4 17/18 League Cup - Progressed 0 Rounds FA Cup - Progressed 1 Round Total Round Progressions - 1 Summary Overall - 21 progressions in 11 seasons (22 competitions) Average - 1.9 progressions per season High - 4 progressions (16/17) Low - 0 progressions (12/13) Also Notable - 0 progressions in the FA Cup 7 times in 11 seasons, 1 progression in the other 4 - The 2 runs to the League Cup Quarter Finals (14/15 & 16/17) account for 6 of our overall 21 progressions over 11 seasons (29%)

Can't believe we haven't won at home in the league since Palace on the 21st of fucking October. Need to turn that around or we're going down. Not convinced we will either, if a team turns up at our place and puts defence first we have no answer to it.

The video been posted of the bloke sliding down the bannister in the Newcastle end? That's all I have to say about the match btw

Sorry Jill, I'd have told you I was attending this game if I'd have realised you were thinking of doing this. Can't refund you though, it's a slippery slope. I won a bet on a horse yesterday so the world is clearly upside down. Fair enough. I'm now hopeful

Sorry Jill, I'd have told you I was attending this game if I'd have realised you were thinking of doing this. Can't refund you though, it's a slippery slope.

Actually excellent.

Yeah I don't think the whole ball was out there, or you couldn't say so with any certainty anyway.

More like Luke Charnley comes in with some brochures trying to convince Benitez to downsize his ideas of signing Jorgensen and convince him to use Mitrovic more. "I'll just talk over you...I'm not playing bloody Mitro, I'm not playing bloody Mitro. I'm not playing bloody Mitro". lovely stuff

What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive.

Totally agree. They'll never be able to have VAR across the board in the FA Cup either.

Fuck off Vardew